Favorite book

The stranger of Albert Camus
19
Im a student idk
9

Savage Detectives
23
£20k inheritance knocking about
1

The Shadow Over Innsmouth
30
Maybe $3000
3

Nah, I'm a neckbeard with shit teeth. Still bretty happy

Why would I lie about the two worst measures of human worth?

The Ego and Its Own
23
$700
1

>Brothers Karamazov
>22
>over 9000
>it's not gay if you dress like a girl

>Kokoro
>23
>-$5000
>0

Came here to post this

>crime and punishment
>19
>$0
>0

The Cossacks
21
1k€
0

>The Street of Crocodiles
>19
>$0
>0

The Aeneid
22
poor student
0

Dracula
20
$300~
0(unless you count gays)

>mentally incontinent borderline child with edgy pleb taste has had the most sex

Color me surprised

>gravitys rainbow
>25
>400k
>7

The Death of Virgil
24
$0
12

>Of Mice and Men
>24
>somewhere between 30000-35000
>5

butchers crossing
26
about 50 thousand thanks to the stocks.
2 hookers

>Moby-Dick
>20
>in debt
>1

>difference and repetition
>26
>worthless
>48

>Our Lady of the Flowers
>31
>around 1500 (?) I must qualify that by saying I have a kid so all my money goes to my family's upkeep but also I am terrible with money and spent my 20's addicted to heroin
>at least 15

>either/or probably, because it's my go to when travelling
>24
>$40,000
>stopped counting and being a whore in my own respect after about 20 women

Moby Dick
24
15k
23 free (if you count whores 100+)

>>favorite book
The Iliad
>>Age
23
>>net worth
I guess $50000 since that's all I have in savings and I don't own any property
>>number of girls you've had sex with
I've only had sex with 1 girl, but I slept in the same bed as 3 others and had the opportunity to have sex with them. I turned them down because I was going through a retarded Christian "can't have sex before marriage" phase at the time. Now I struggle to get pussy

>No Longer Human
>18
>$0
>0
Not lying, not impressing anyone, so you're doubly wrong.

>addicted to heroin
im sorry to hear that. really bums me out to hear stuff like this. i hope you are well adjusted now and better without it.

How can one be "mentally incontinent"?

>A Picture of Dorian Gray
>20
>4 dollars
>23

>Journey to the End of the Night
>23
>$45k
>0

youtu.be/2AIJuRGYmWk

Fuck you, inferior worm

>Anatomy of Melancholy
>12
>783 million
>3.5 billion including your mom

p.s le wake up irish man is just a meme. it doesn't actually mean anything and is just a big joke on pseuds.

>The Silmarillion
>21
>19k euros
>0

Solaris
27
40k USD (90k salary)
8

...

>Orwell
Patrician taste desu

Anna Karenina
24
$700,000
7

Neuromancer
26
In denbt
2

>A Farewell to Arms
>23
>$8,000
>2

>Mysteries by Hamsun
>24
>shit-tier, if I sold all my things it'd probably be around 5000 USD
>12

>stuff matters
>20
>student
>0

>23
>a picture of Dorian gray

He said how many women you've fucked, I don't care about the 23 dicks you've taken

how the fuck do you calculate your net worth

Some of us on this earth are actually attractive
Sorry that your not

Cash+assets-debt=net worth.
This is my understanding, but I'm not good with money.

>Crime and Punishment
>18
>$7,000
>0, but hoping to change that very soon

seems logical

>Dune
>25
>about $1200
>2

...

>Just realize you were about to lie to anons to impress them.
Get out of my mind!

>Critique of Pure Reason
>22
>~$3000 (i'm a student)
>0

>the savage detectives
>18
>student
>five (but boys, actually)

whats ur problem dude

Cheks out

>Oblomov
>22
>Around 10k or so
>lol

>Moby Dick
>23
>Like $20 or something
>0

>J R
>19
>7k
>1 (with my girlfriend since 18)

2001: A Space Oddessy
29 yo
£500,000
27 girls

The Illiad
28
12,789
3, if you include hookers then 27

Sorry, madman on the loose.

>The Sun Also Rises
>22
>in debt because of school, ~3000 in my bank account
>0. I try to be a good Christian and not have sex with my girlfriend but she still gives me blowjobs. I’m a lustful sinner.

Don't ever @ me again

so, i need ask
why are you guys so fucking virgins?

i mean, jesus christ

Why can't you speak English?

it is more hard than fuck girls

>Fear and Trembling
>23
>like negative 20,000 and counting
>2

senpai

also senpai

found this book nauseatingly boring I think I'm a huge faggot

> pic related, specifically this 1981 printing from a larger collection of great Kawabata translations
> 26
> ~133k liquid, ~20k possessions
> 0

Nice taste mates.

>Grapes of Wrath
>21
>0 fucking dollars
>1 and a couple of blow jobs from other girls (I have to mention this blow job part because I am insecure about my 1 intercourse partner)

>Gravity's Rainbow
>24
>implying
>probably five or six, my dude

>Probably The Road
>20
>H-haha
>0

goals desu

Maldoror
24
-0
1

>Merleau-ponty: phenomenology of perception
>23
>25000 of savings from my family for my education
>2

>Philosophical Investigations
>21
>$54
>2

>The Course of the Heart by MJ Harrison and Alice Fell by Emma Tennant
>24
>hahaha debt and no savings and no assets
>8 (but did I enjoy any of it haha or was it gross and weird haha kinda make me feel anxious lol haha greath thread guys)

Man I love that book read it every year

I'm "good looking" but personality and awkwardness kills it

>The Idiot
>21
>Student
>Zero. I've dated 4 girls, was making out almost naked with 2 of them but was always afraid of moving further and never felt like being in a relationship for more than 2 weeks.

i dont have a favorite book
19
zero
ive had sex with one guy

And now i'm balding, sick af and about to kms so i guess i'm staying virgin forever

The idiot
19
64$
0 (unless you include boys)

>Breakfast of Champions
>23
>5 million (startup equity bux, can't actually spend any of it)
>50 something (college in Austin is ez mode for casual hookups)

>Plato's Republic
>21
>net worth: somewhere off the coast of the Balkan Islands
what was the last question
>voluntary celibate as I'm in the monastery

>Finnegan's Wake
>'
haven't seen this bait in a while

>my self-published novel
>22
>investments tied up in multiple countries. maybe $25,000 liquid on a day's notice but more than that in assets
>who tf counts but maybe 15-20

if it's 0 it's not hard to count

look up stats on sexual partner averages. vast majority of people have sex with less than five people in their life.

you'll be alright, user. just remember, the hole is lower than you would think from all your time watching porn.

>cien años de soledad
>20
>-7.5k
>0

>if you include hookers
We don't.

fitting book