YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

YOU WILL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_(baking)

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

A waffle is an onion
You will never change my mind
Newfags btfo

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

This is a reddit meme.

Lunatick
Lunatick

It doesn't matter to me, I eat it every year on my birthday and it's amazing. Having a birthday on Pi Day kicks ass.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's actually the most convincing argument so far

Techpill
Techpill

Pie isn't cake.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

the narwhal bacons at midnight xD

I browse reddit too haha. Nice to see a bro here

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

le cake is a pie.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Oh shoot I never knew this, recipe?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Key Lime Pie, Pumpkin Pie, Baked Alaska...any "pie" where it's a solid all the way through instead of bits of fruit in sugared sauce is cake.

farquit
farquit

ur a fucking idiot

pies use pastry dough and cakes don't
all those "pies" you listed use pastry dough and are in a typical pie configuration, therefore they are pies

RavySnake
RavySnake

you are a fucking idiot
-bog

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I laughed, fuck you

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Flameblow
Flameblow

the use of pastry dough on the bottom of these items does not indicate it's a pie, in fact, the crust of a pie is A- just a very dense very thin layer of cake, and B- does not define a pie.

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Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

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Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

the bigger question that no one is asking is whether cheesecake is a pie or a cake

King_Martha
King_Martha

pie

Snarelure
Snarelure

cake, it's even in the name you retard

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

It's a desert pizza

Flameblow
Flameblow

it can be a cake, it can't not be a pie though

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

everything mentioned here so far is 'za

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FastChef
FastChef

so its both?
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BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cheesecake doesn't have flour in it you tard. cane be a cake

viagrandad
viagrandad

vegetables and a crouton
That's a salad.

idontknow
idontknow

there is no way i'm pronouncing it "pahy" nor is anything with meat a pie you limey fuck

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's a custard pie. Cheesecake is also not a cake, it's a pie.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Just because the filling has less flour and more custard-y doesn't make it a pie. It's still just cake, as is cheesecake.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

the consensus online is that cheesecake is a pie. sorry you PERSONALLY feel differently but it's objectively a pie

massdebater
massdebater

there's no sugar in pie crust, what kind of cakes are you eating?

Booteefool
Booteefool

consensus
objectively
ok

even without sugar it's still a very flat cake in the same way a cracker is just very flat bread

StonedTime
StonedTime

This is basically just a very this that
Bro, there are different words for a reason

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

This is a better meme

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SniperWish
SniperWish

Gurl, there are sminlar meanings for words that are spelled incorrectly

5mileys
5mileys

Well, technically that's true but I'm old and the only Star Wars I ever saw was the original in 1978 when I was 7, and I wasn't impressed and never went back, so I don't really get the joke but yes there are breadcrumbs on chicken so if he wants to consider it a sammy let him, it's just a neutral evil

but yes, this is what a pie should look like

i'm not anti-pie particularly, it's just that Key Lime Pie is, empirically, a cake.

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TechHater
TechHater

To be quite honest, there's little difference between Reddit and Veeky Forums these days and a lot of our community cross-posts there whether they want to admit it or not.

massdebater
massdebater

Claiming objectivity of language
By your definition key lime pie is not a pie but you can easily define it as a pie. Arguing about definitions unnecessarily is retarded btw. You're not a mathematician, you don't need air tight definitions in life.

hairygrape
hairygrape

huh?

happy_sad
happy_sad

cake
That's a funny way to spell dogshit

askme
askme

Literally the only time something we call a pie is actually a cake is a Boston cream pie, which is 100% a cake.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Holy fuck GREAT STORY

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ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

how 2 reading comprehension?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it's a redditor tries to convince himself his cross-posting shit is common or welcome episode
It's neither. Fuck off.

happy_sad
happy_sad

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Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

That's fucking stupid. You're stupid. You could have whatever for your birthday on any day.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Asked my mother who's sitting next to me if she thinks key lime pie is cake. She says it's not cake

She also says she wouldn't call it a pie either. So what is it?

Snarelure
Snarelure

If you want to be anal about the definition it's technically a type of tart, though most people don't refer to it as that.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why is it a cake if it's not called a cake, and doesn't meet the definitions of a cake? It's a pie. Otherwise yeah, what said

takes2long
takes2long

The definition of a pie is
a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both
which fits a key lime pie. The definition for a tart is
a dish baked in a pastry shell : pie
Which means it's both a tart and a pie.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Every key lime pie I have seen is not encased in or topped with pastry, therefore it cannot be a pie.

Key lime pie has no pastry topping and is not completely encased in a pastry shell, therefore it is a tart.

In other words, a pie without any kind of pastry on top of the filling is a tart.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Were you born on the 3rd day of the 14th month? Or are you a burger?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Pie by definition doesn't need pastry on top you mong. Get over it. You can't just change the definition to fit your narrative.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

That's okay, OP. You can believe what you want, it doesn't make you right and I still get to laugh at you behind your back.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

But the very definition of pie states it doesn't need a pastry shell on top. Maybe if you'd read the post you quoted you'd realize that. I guess by your completely made up definition pies need to be topped with pastry?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

A tart is a type of pie.

whereismyname
whereismyname

What kind of pie is topped with pastry but not in a pastry shell?

Lunatick
Lunatick

if it doesn't have flour, is it really a cake?
at least pumpkin pie and keylime can be baked without traditional crust

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

upside down keylime cake

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

It's a tart.

Playboyize
Playboyize

so's you're mom
doesn't mean I talk about her on the internet

Firespawn
Firespawn

But the very definition of pie states it doesn't need a pastry shell on top

The definition we're talking about clearly states that the filling is encased in a "shell". I'm not sure how it can be encased if it's not covered on the top.

Yes, I just said that.

Flameblow
Flameblow

user btfo online
resorts to yo momma jokes

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

user, if you think I'm op you're dumber than your mom

StonedTime
StonedTime

You mean soup served in a bread bowl.

FastChef
FastChef

you're clearly bum blasted, doesn't matter if you're op or not.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Lemon pie is better than key lime pie.

viagrandad
viagrandad

The definition we're talking about clearly states that the filling is encased in a "shell". I'm not sure how it can be encased if it's not covered on the top.
Since I just love spoonfeeding retards I guess I'll repost the definition.
a dessert consisting of a filling (as of fruit or custard) in a pastry shell or topped with pastry or both
You see the "or both" part of the sentence refers to the fact that the pastry shell could be underneath, on top, or in both places. Please read more carefully next time.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

If its baked with a pie crust in a pie tray, its a pie.

takes2long
takes2long

"In a pastry shell" implies that the filling is completely enclosed within the pastry.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Not according to the definition it's not. Are you just making up your own? Pastry shells = completely enclosed according to user, but nobody else. Ok. I guess you should be saying "according to the definition key lime is a pie but I personally don't believe so" which I guess is far less catchy.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

"shell" is always completely enclosed. If it wasn't then we'd be using terms like "crust" instead.

Check any half-decent cookbook: A pie is completely enclosed in pastry, a tart is open on the top.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

"shell" is always completely enclosed.
Literally according to who besides yourself?
If it wasn't then we'd be using terms like "crust" instead.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_(baking)
Crust on a pie specifically refers to the hard outer layer of the shell on top.
Check any half-decent cookbook: A pie is completely enclosed in pastry, a tart is open on the top
If that's true, please fell free to pull up literally any piece of evidence to support this. According to everything I've read online, that's not true and you're completely making it up.

Flameblow
Flameblow

So by your logic pecan pie is not a pie but a tart? You have a lot of explaining to do to the antebellum south.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

There's no flour, starch, or binder to bring the wet ingredients together making it more of a topless custard tart.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Why does pie need any of those things? Also pies don't need a top by definition. A chocolate Pudding Pie doesn't have a top, for example. Neither does banana cream pie, pecan pie, and plenty others.

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TechHater
TechHater

Literally according to who besides yourself?
The only cookbooks I have near me now are How to Cook Everything by Bittman, and The Professional Chef, which is a textbook used by many cooking schools including the CIA (Culinary Institute of America). They both state that pies are enclosed whereas tarts have an open top.

Crust on a pie specifically refers to the hard outer layer of the shell on top.
Then pic related is really going to blow your mind.

According to everything I've read online
You know that most things online regarding cooking are utter bullshit, right?

So by your logic pecan pie is not a pie but a tart?
Technically yes. Many things we call "pies" are actually tarts. But as I said earlier, that's being pedantic:
If you want to be anal about the definition it's technically a type of tart, though most people don't refer to it as that.

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

op here

ty

he could but he's not, he's eating it every year on his birthday and it's amazing. Having a birthday on Pi Day kicks ass.

cheap microwave chicken pot pie but i'm prepared to classify that as dinner and thus not pie either

WIN.PDF

i add a little flour to my pumkin pie filling so then it's cake but key lime pie has the same consistency and so it is also a cake

bread bowls are the most repugnant thing on the planet. Do you know how many more hands have touched that thing before they put your food in it and then expect you to treat it as food itself when it's not, it's tableware. as opposed to a clean ceramic plate? Don't put that shit in your mouth. Try not to lick the salt shakers while you're at it. Filthy.

I can bake on-the-bone lemon chicken with pie crust in a pie tray and it's not gonna ever be pie, that's just fuckin dinner

it is a cake
key lime pie is a cake
your arguments leave me unconvinced
it's all cakey

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New_Cliche
New_Cliche

so, then in your opinion, jam is pie

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

The only cookbooks I have near me now are How to Cook Everything by Bittman, and The Professional Chef, which is a textbook used by many cooking schools including the CIA (Culinary Institute of America). They both state that pies are enclosed whereas tarts have an open top.
It's hilarious you can't find anything online to substantiate your claim, and you can't even post a picture from your phone of these book passages. I think you're completely lying.
Then pic related is really going to blow your mind.
It's almost like it's a quick label to sell a product
You know that most things online regarding cooking are utter bullshit, right?
Then it's even FUNNIER that you can't find any evidence to refute me.
Technically yes. Many things we call "pies" are actually tarts. But as I said earlier, that's being pedantic:
It's not just being pedantic, it's blatantly not true. Please, once again post a source claiming that chocolate pies and pecan pies are actually tarts. You won't be able to find it because it doesn't exist, of course.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

it is a cake
key lime pie is a cake
your arguments leave me unconvinced
it's all cakey
So it's a cake... because it's a cake. Even though by definition a key lime pie is a pie, even though it has "pie" in the name and even though it doesn't fit the definition of a cake whatsoever, it's still a cake?

You know the goal of a troll is to type less than your victims, I'd say you failed.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

So by your logic pecan pie is not a pie but a tart?
Technically yes.
no it is a cake
no wait
pecan pie is a pie, correct carry on

i already answered that question
pic related

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Techpill
Techpill

i'd say i succeeded
80 posts into an argument with a cake absolutist?
channing at it's finest

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Ignoramus
Ignoramus

When you post huge walls of text to try defending your point, I'd say you didn't succeed.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

copypastas gottaa come from somewhere yo

look i baked a cake

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King_Martha
King_Martha

copypastas gottaa come from somewhere
From desperation, I guess.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

copypastas gottaa come from somewhere yo
So you're just pretending to be retarded. Ok.

idontknow
idontknow

no, klp is definitiley cake and no i'm not pretending anything

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