Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy.

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Killing their parents in front of them if they say candy after you ask them to say candy.

WebTool
WebTool

I'M PICKLE CANE WUBBALUBBADUBDUB

askme
askme

*burp* hey *burp* hey santa *burp*
I turned myself *burp* into a *burp* candy cane

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

*burp* s-santa santa's not real summer *burp* better rip t-that band-aid off now

RavySnake
RavySnake

Does anyone actually eat this shit?

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DeathDog
DeathDog

I really like those. They taste like the bubblegum flavored toothpaste at the dentist

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

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likme
likme

I love these idk the fuck yall are on about

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Yes, but it's a really small number of people. Most people think they're gross.

I read they're supposed to taste like banana.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Liquor hidden inside chocolates. Biting into those as a kid made me hate alcohol as an adult.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Good, the pavlov method.

TechHater
TechHater

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They were invented so that normal people know to stay away from your kind.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

those, circus peanuts and anything black licorice are my favorite candies. Fite me irl, jerks.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You like necco wafers?

Soft_member
Soft_member

shit yes

viagrandad
viagrandad

You like eating toothpaste?

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Soft_member
Soft_member

This shit. If you don't want to give candy away on Halloween that is fine, but don't buy the cheapest 5 pound bag of trash candy to give out.

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kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I love them, sorta like a horror b movie, so fake that they are good.

DeathDog
DeathDog

hey fuck you, peanut butter taffy is delicious

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I own pic related and it's 7 years old at this point. Will be worth a shit ton in the future when vintage.

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TurtleCat
TurtleCat

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How they get away with selling plastic and calling it taffy I'll never know

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Poker_Star
Poker_Star

last year I couldn't find candy canes anywhere
they're taking away christmas aren't they

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Evilember
Evilember

Did you try any major chain?

MPmaster
MPmaster

A shittier, more plasticy version of sour patch kids. At least sour patch kids have some semblance of taste to them. This is literally just red sugar water

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farquit
farquit

There are multiple flavors, you know.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

fuck you

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

sticks yo your teeth

TreeEater
TreeEater

*multiple colors

No

whereismyname
whereismyname

stop chewing them

TechHater
TechHater

You like old people candy.

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PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Licorice is a strong estrogenic

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

yes, they were all gone or werent there to begin with and it wasn't even the end of November and they never came back

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

They're supposed to, but they don't

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Toothpaste is delicious. If they came out with an edible toothpaste it would be really popular.

girlDog
girlDog

live in a third world country
tasted these once and thought they were like manna from heaven
a tiny bag of these costs the equivalent of $7 here
You fuckers will NEVER understand my pain.

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