Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy.
Diabolical schemes to make children hate candy
Killing their parents in front of them if they say candy after you ask them to say candy.
I'M PICKLE CANE WUBBALUBBADUBDUB
*burp* hey *burp* hey santa *burp*
I turned myself *burp* into a *burp* candy cane
*burp* s-santa santa's not real summer *burp* better rip t-that band-aid off now
Does anyone actually eat this shit?
I really like those. They taste like the bubblegum flavored toothpaste at the dentist
I love these idk the fuck yall are on about
Yes, but it's a really small number of people. Most people think they're gross.
I read they're supposed to taste like banana.
Liquor hidden inside chocolates. Biting into those as a kid made me hate alcohol as an adult.
Good, the pavlov method.
They were invented so that normal people know to stay away from your kind.
those, circus peanuts and anything black licorice are my favorite candies. Fite me irl, jerks.
You like necco wafers?
You like eating toothpaste?
This shit. If you don't want to give candy away on Halloween that is fine, but don't buy the cheapest 5 pound bag of trash candy to give out.
I love them, sorta like a horror b movie, so fake that they are good.
hey fuck you, peanut butter taffy is delicious
I own pic related and it's 7 years old at this point. Will be worth a shit ton in the future when vintage.
How they get away with selling plastic and calling it taffy I'll never know
last year I couldn't find candy canes anywhere
they're taking away christmas aren't they
Did you try any major chain?
A shittier, more plasticy version of sour patch kids. At least sour patch kids have some semblance of taste to them. This is literally just red sugar water
There are multiple flavors, you know.
sticks yo your teeth
stop chewing them
You like old people candy.
Licorice is a strong estrogenic
yes, they were all gone or werent there to begin with and it wasn't even the end of November and they never came back
They're supposed to, but they don't
Toothpaste is delicious. If they came out with an edible toothpaste it would be really popular.
live in a third world country
tasted these once and thought they were like manna from heaven
a tiny bag of these costs the equivalent of $7 here
You fuckers will NEVER understand my pain.