How long before hipsters discover boiled peanuts?

DeathDog
DeathDog

How long before hipsters discover boiled peanuts?

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eGremlin
eGremlin

If it's not in the interweb, it doesn't exist to them.
Congrats, faggot you just ruined it.

FastChef
FastChef

How is that legal? Just settting up a stand and selling food?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

lmao how quaint. Your sad little 3rd world mind can't process the idea of freedom.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

If the dude aint black
Them peanuts is wack

Lunatick
Lunatick

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Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Selling food without a permit is illegal in the US
And, even if you have a permit to sell, you need another permit in order to sell food that you have grown yourself

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why would you boil a peach?

Skullbone
Skullbone

There's a boiled peanuts food truck/stand thing in minneapolis already. It's been around for 2 years now

Firespawn
Firespawn

dumbass look at the table

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

just look at that fucking set up

perfectly centered banner
bags conveniently hanging directly in front of the salesman
TWO price lists clearly displayed for easy customer viewing
Professionally made WOODY'S sign with the word "more" added for mystery
Pre-bagged peanuts cleanly presented in center of table
Bowls and buckets for empty shells
Clorox wipes for any unforeseen spills
Using burlap as table cloth for a nice rustic feel

this man is a true professional

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Heh

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Lol if anything you have the freedom to get shot

Spamalot
Spamalot

freedom is pretty scary

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You need a permit to sell food

happy_sad
happy_sad

The peaches are ASE certified?

5mileys
5mileys

Its not like its impossible to sell food without one. Whos gonna check?

massdebater
massdebater

Why are you not mad about boiled tomaytoes

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Boiled peanuts. Tomatoes & peaches.
vs
Boiled peanuts, tomatoes, and peaches.

Playboyize
Playboyize

he doesn't use oxford ampersands

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LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Freedom comes at a price, but It's worth it.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

You're an asshole, but that was pretty funny.

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Nojokur
Nojokur

That nigger needs some punctuation lessons then. I don't expect Joyce, but holy fuck.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

You're a simple person, aren't you

Bidwell
Bidwell

Less steps to make sauce nigga.

idontknow
idontknow

Those peaches don't even look boiled!
This is false advertising!

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Hipsters discover boiled peanuts.
Start to open boiled avocado shops next to boiled peanut tents.
Claim that white boiled peanut stand owners are appropriating black culture.
Start to paint their shops in shitty ways.
Claim they were "attacked" with paint from "alt-right"
Close within a week.
No more peanut stands.
Price of peanuts skyrockets.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It actually says "Boiled, Peanuts Tomatoes & Peaches"

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

THIS AIN'T BOILED NUTS

THIS HERE, IS BOILED CHEESEBURGA

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Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Shit wait till they find steamed peanuts.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Wait but how does he get out of the stand without breaking any of the peanuts?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why would he need to get out before selling them all? Thats literally his only job

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Theyre made to order

w8t4u
w8t4u

Are boiled peanuts considered to be activated?

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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

when i was a kid my parents would take me to the "Green Man" that sold roadside produce. He was an older black guy around 70. he always had great produce and boiled peanuts. I remember going to see the Green Man since i was 8 or 9. Fast forward to high school and my mom sends me to pick up produce from the Green Man. I get produce and he asks me if I needed any reefer. From then on I got my weed from the Green Man until he passed away. RIP GREEN MAN

Booteefool
Booteefool

Spoiler: Your mom also got weed from the "Green Man"

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