Netherlands

>Netherlands
>Nobel Prize: 0

They're more of a painting country

>applying nationalism to literature

Have they ever contributed anything to humanity?

>netherlands
>nobel prize
Is this a "things that don't matter" thread?

No

Oy vey goy don't apply nationalism to literature!
Oh look another Jewish winner! How great we are!

didn't some netherlandmens finance the americans during the american revolution?

>that's contributing to humanity

Von Koch or wahtever his name was.

I guess negative contributions count too...

They gave loan, it wasn't exactly noble of them

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invented modern capitalism

>implying we even want swedecuck awards

stop bullying us manlets

Hahahahahahahahaha
they're not WHITE epic praise kek brother

Don't worry Scandinavia is biased and essentially just gifts it to itself.

But you obviously do.

Wrong. Italian merchants invented it. Netherlands just made it worse and corrupt.

A Dutch girl inspired my first book, Serotonin Deficiency. Shortly after I got really paranoid and was driving around the state when I saw her last name on a series of semi trucks. I thought her dad was the powerful ceo of a trucking company who was hunting me down because he was upset how is daughter was portrayed in the book. Good times.

That is because Elsschots' work has not been translated into English. We have quite a lot of competent writers, it is a shame you miss out on them.

Height is self reported in the land of the dutch. The average dutchman is 5 foot 8 at best.