Give me a list of books that a 26 year old virgin should read

Give me a list of books that a 26 year old virgin should read.

genesis
exodus
deuteronomy
leviticus
numbers

The Gospel of John
And then pretend it's volountary (saving yourself for marriage due to religious reasong)

Stoner
especially the part where he smokes the weed

Weininger

All of them. It's not like you've got anything better to do.

That's pretty vague man.

Nice shirt dude.

Thanks.

my diary desu~

You should probably get some sex before proceeding with reading books.

I can't.

Here you go. Not all of these are even that hard, but they'll cement your wizard status. I recommend you start with The Book of Disquiet along with Skylark to ease into things. Stoner is a good choice too but we all on Veeky Forums must admit he's a chad

What's your cycle, family?

someone with a tattoo of You should The Ego and its Own obviously

Why not?

Yeah seriously. Why the fuck not?

28 year old virgin here. Same request as OP.

Is this you user? Yer pretty cute, I'll bang you and let you check out my bookshelf :3

Doctor Glas
Atomised

>Yer pretty cute
>haven't seen his face nor his height
spoilers, he's short as fuck

haha why would you like gay anime and work out, one negates the other

1. Delete all the anime and porn from your hard drive. Never watch any of it again
2. Use your newfound labido and general angst to become a person worthy of love through forms of creative expression and self-sacrifice
3. Marry a chaste qt and make a family with her

Please respond.

Short guys are cute

Not to be rude, but I politely asked for book recommendations fitting for a 28yo kiss-less virgin, not to be advised on how to get laid.

>juicing for THIS

gymcels are pathetic

Fuck off roastie.

Do not read Butterfly Stories (Vollmann)
Do not read Delta of Venus (Nin)
Do not read Miller
Do not read Bukowski

Maybe try the Gita

Why all the religious book recommendations?

He asked for recommendations for virgins.
He asked not to be given advice on getting laid.
Gita may help or encourage to transcend worldly desires and become illumined.

hold up, didn't i see you on Veeky Forums with a hestia cosplay?

I'm ugly and poor as fuck.

No man. You don't are virgin. Shame boi, shame...

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Dont red literature, go for sciences, philosophy and politics.
aristoteles, plato, cicero, kant, nietzsche (only the moral books are worth it), saint simon, comte, etc. And sciences manuals also. maths, phyiscs, etc.

>cutting the sleeves off of anime shirts
That is the wildest hybrid of weeb and douche I have ever seen in my life.

You become a member of the clergy now. Might as well put that celibacy to use.

You won't really learn from Aristotle don't make that user waste his time

The Japs were right all along weren't they? The Church really is full of wizards.

1. Thai phrase book
2. Thai phone directory
3. Physicians' desk reference

I don't want a ladyboy, I want a real girl!

He's suggesting you get the snip.
Read the 48 laws of power and some PUA garbage. The advice in them isn't great but it should get you a club slut.

is that blood on the counter?

Where did he get that shirt?

How are you a virgin with a body like that? I'm never going to make it

>You won't really learn from Aristotle
APOLOGISE. Etica a nicomaco is great.