Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

I used to hate people who said this, but caffeine withdrawal is a bitter whore. Accidentally got into that state after drinking Death Wish for a while and then stopping coffee altogether.

Wouldn't be surprised if actual coffee addicts actually get the terrible headaches associated with it, even if it's only from not having any through the night.

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caffeine tolerance increased by 1

+5 sociability
-5 charisma

As a low achieving individual that has made a "career" at working at a coffee shop, the greatest achievement of my life is refraining from using a brick to break an individuals jaw when using that phrase.

It's always women and they always think it's so clever.

For me it's the constant explanation that a macchiato is not a Starbucks latte

NO MORE TALKIE
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE

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anime faggot

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I don’t drink coffee, oy vey

So clever of you to avoid the scary powerful jewish man while we all suffer