Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

iluvmen
iluvmen

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

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hairygrape
hairygrape

Huh?

Methnerd
Methnerd

I hate mother fuckers who say this.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

yea

King_Martha
King_Martha

can't eat until i've had my morning vodka
can't take my adderall until i've eaten

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w8t4u
w8t4u

Don't talk to me until I've had my bottled water with the little caffeinated flavor packet added to it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

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eGremlin
eGremlin

But you don't drink coffee
SO DONT FKN TALK TO ME BCH

whereismyname
whereismyname

-8 wakefulness after the effects are over

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

implying anyone wants to talk to a weeb
Yeah......
Piss off, faggot.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Return whence you came from

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Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

hating weebs is now considered Reddit tier
Lurk moar, newfag.
You haven’t got a fucking clue.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

i'm not into anime but this is really cute

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You should really go back.

farquit
farquit

bait

5mileys
5mileys

I used to hate people who said this, but caffeine withdrawal is a bitter whore. Accidentally got into that state after drinking Death Wish for a while and then stopping coffee altogether.

Wouldn't be surprised if actual coffee addicts actually get the terrible headaches associated with it, even if it's only from not having any through the night.

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DeathDog
DeathDog

caffeine tolerance increased by 1

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

+5 sociability
-5 charisma

Flameblow
Flameblow

As a low achieving individual that has made a "career" at working at a coffee shop, the greatest achievement of my life is refraining from using a brick to break an individuals jaw when using that phrase.

It's always women and they always think it's so clever.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

For me it's the constant explanation that a macchiato is not a Starbucks latte

Methshot
Methshot

NO MORE TALKIE
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE

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Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

anime faggot

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5mileys
5mileys

I don’t drink coffee, oy vey

WebTool
WebTool

So clever of you to avoid the scary powerful jewish man while we all suffer

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