Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

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Huh?

I hate mother fuckers who say this.

yea

>can't eat until i've had my morning vodka
>can't take my adderall until i've eaten

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Don't talk to me until I've had my bottled water with the little caffeinated flavor packet added to it.

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> But you don't drink coffee
> SO DONT FKN TALK TO ME BCH

>-8 wakefulness after the effects are over

>implying anyone wants to talk to a weeb
Yeah......
Piss off, faggot.

Return whence you came from

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>hating weebs is now considered Reddit tier
Lurk moar, newfag.
You haven’t got a fucking clue.

i'm not into anime but this is really cute

You should really go back.

bait

I used to hate people who said this, but caffeine withdrawal is a bitter whore. Accidentally got into that state after drinking Death Wish for a while and then stopping coffee altogether.

Wouldn't be surprised if actual coffee addicts actually get the terrible headaches associated with it, even if it's only from not having any through the night.

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> caffeine tolerance increased by 1

+5 sociability
-5 charisma

As a low achieving individual that has made a "career" at working at a coffee shop, the greatest achievement of my life is refraining from using a brick to break an individuals jaw when using that phrase.

It's always women and they always think it's so clever.

For me it's the constant explanation that a macchiato is not a Starbucks latte

NO MORE TALKIE
UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE

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anime faggot

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I don’t drink coffee, oy vey

So clever of you to avoid the scary powerful jewish man while we all suffer