The tiger is out

The tiger is out
It's free from it's cage
yes
YES
The tiger is out.

weak pastiche! you fail!!!

How can white men could even compete?!

robot haiku>the tiger

no
NO
The tiger is in.

When I was an 11yo the first site I ever posted on was an /x/ tier forum called thothweb. I never imagined this board would come around to the book of thoth.

I am convinced that Thoth is real. I just can't explain it without sounding like a faggot

Nobody cares if you sound like a faggot
TELL US

> I just can't explain it without sounding like a faggot
Well, you're within good company, then. Tell us.

Don't blue ball us desu.

The whole owo whats this meme about him got me thinking he had memetic power like kek. So every day when i'd look at the moon (I get up really early for uni), i'd say "praise thoth". Its pretty gay but ever since I started doing it my academic life has soared. I read books far faster than I ever have, I've been going deep into all different schools of thought, psychology, histiography and esotericism, I've even been accepted into a top 10 in the world university.
There's also perhaps mythological/historical reasons that could support his alleged existence, but that's a bit pseudo even here.
t.Rudolph Steiner

Put me in Ze screencappo

>tfw severe depression
>turn back to god and catholicism in my hour of need
>absolute silence, completely abandons me, things spiral and get even worse
>suicide coming soon
hopefully thoth has got my back

...

>Ancient God, who dates back several millenia
>"Le Meme Power"
Yeah, you lost me.

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Literally me when I wandered into my church from childhood last Monday

>it's cage

Stop this.

I'm gonna start the day by grabbing my dick and balls with my left hand and raising my right towards the sun and yelling "Praise Megatron"

>Not being an alchemist of the spirit

>apostraphes aren't used for possesion

NOT WITH ITS, YOU DUMB FUCK.

Your only ment to capitalize the first letter of a sentence.

Please stop. I'm dealing with a lot of anxiety right now and I don't know if I can handle this. By the way, sorry for calling you a "dumb fuck." That isn't me.

stfu faggot, no one loves you