Why aren't writing teams on novels more common?

It seems like the final product would be considerably better and editing much easier if a team of two wrote a novel, bouncing ideas and criticism off each other. Having a single author lengthens the process and creates a vision that is not complete, or at worst doubts itself.

Probably because most authors write books from their own heart (lol gay) and they feel like working with another person would impede or stunt their own creativity if they're being held back (even from stupid shit) by someone else

what a dumb, outmoded idea.

Who do you think writes all that YA stuff?

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sorry my man it just seems anachronistic and romantic for its own sake. like writing with a typewriter, or using an inkwell.

Look at other forms of media; they consistently have writing teams and they're awful.

This is what professional editors are for.

DFW said that Infinite Jest was originally something like 1,450 pages, and his editor brought it down to about 1,000.

Brett Easton Ellis wrote Less than Zero from the third person, but his editor realized that the main character's perspective (or lack thereof) was the most interesting thing about the novel, and asked him to rewrite it in the first person.

Stephen King's earlier books are widely regarded as more cohesive than his later ones because his editors had more input before he became famous.

Novels are written by teams of two, but only the author does the literal "writing." The editor plays an important role, though.

Shut the fuck up faggot

Yeah, most of the best movies have one or two writers. Any movie with a whole team of writers will invariably suck. Just look at The Emoji Movie and how somehow they needed six people to write it.

Harlequin romances are written by teams.
Wouldn't surprise me if a lot of scifi/ fantasy dime novels were actually collaborative efforts.

A novel or poem or play isn’t like a technical project. Collaborative works usually suffer from “too many cooks” or jarring shifts in style. Very little art isn’t done independently. Even in music where there's a band, usually one person writes a song at a time and the rest perform it.

Too many cooks spoil the broth.

The camel is a horse designed by a committee.

Etc.

Gravity's Rainbow was written by four different writers, one being Pynchon himself and Salinger being another. It worked out pretty well, but it was meant to be written in that way.

What?

found the guy who wasted money on a typewriter

Because authors don't have the budget or staff to focus test an idea to hell and back so that they can safely write a collaborative story that will sell big in all spheres.
Do you want literature to dumb down further than endless teen fiction to the levels of bloated Hollywood flops?

Hahaha what a little bitch

Shut the fuck up faggots

I had Preston & Child in mind when starting the thread, actually.

Presumably the two-writer team pitched an idea to a publisher and was given a sack of money to start.

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