"stretched his legs"

>"stretched his legs"

lel this

I'm incredulous

"No!"

I made a thread with this exact green text and this exact picture about 4 months ago.

>"That's it Slothrop, you're fired from ACHTUNG. Now hand over your penis!"
>"And your other penis"

>his face was [color] with [emotion]

>I poured myself a whiskey and put on an old Bill Evans record while I thought about where the cat could be.

>'Hello,' he ejaculated angrily

I'll also accept 'his face lit up'

>"Call me Ishmael"

>he ejaculated angrily
Name 150 books where this happened

all of my diaries desu

All volumes of my diary desu

my diary desu

Conan Doyle constantly uses 'ejaculate' in this sense in his Sherlock Holmes stories, it's sort of amusing

As does Rowling

>he said, leaning in conspiratorially

not 150 books
the only satisfactory answer thus far

>Rosie fingered Don

>His face was silver with melancholy

>"Welcome to my book."

DeSade's Justine