Lao Tzu

>Lao Tzu

Never had any intention of writing anything until someone asked him to.

>Buddha

Didn't write anything.

>Jesus Christ

Didn't write anything.

>Socrates

Didn't write anything.

GOAT's don't write.

And you really think the Daodejing is the hottest shit ever of all time? Have you READ it? It's nice, but it's got some serious problems.

>Me

Didn't write anything.

Hmmmmmmm.....it checks out

ahahahah idiot, just shot yourself in the foot

wait

>mfw trying not to write anything in this thread

Left out Mohammad, you ass.
I'd argue that the great ones know how to construct a successful cult of personality around a narcissistic sociopath.
*triumphantly twirls fedora*

For starters, every time I blink the transliteration of the title changes.

t. has only read one translation

And Zoroaster.. he left so little behind an atheist had to write his holy book