Be me

>be me
>learn french, read Camus in original french
>learn german, read Kafka in original german
>see qt3.14 at book store
>shes reading the journals of Albert Camus
>slightly sperg out, talk to her about it
>shes super excited
>be me, prepared for this moment
>"La lutte elle-même vers les sommets
>suffit à remplir un cœur d'homme."
>"Il faut imaginer Sisyphe heureux"
>"lolwat?"
>shes intrigued
>get lunch together
>getting the eyes
>tell her I have to go but give her my number
>part ways
>realize I probably gave her the wrong number
>even if I did give her the right number, she wouldnt have called anyways
>its okay, i like being lonely

How was your day Veeky Forums ?

Read this boring greentext from an /r9k/-tier loser who seemed to think anyone would care about his banal shite

>go to a bookstore
>go to the classics section
>see if there’s anything gets my attention
>realize I haven’t read Moby Dick yet
>buy it
>come back home
>finish a previous book I was reading
>start a 200 pages book before reading Moby Dick
there

>alternate between reading Pale Fire, studying for exams, and talking to this 19 year old thing on tinder in hopes of plundering her loins
>picture of her wearing a bathing suit and smiling off to the ocean
>fantasies of tonguing her strange
>ah....
>boring one sided conversation - no indication of her being interested in me at all
>after two days basically all I know is a couple of things she likes

persistence rewards I guess

>banal

It's pretty jejune, sorry my dude. You should post ironically if your real life is this boring

>go to university library
>5th floor: fiction
>on my last stop
>girl in same aisle as the books i need
>girl in exact same spot as the books i need
>look around for my book for a bit
>lots of excuse mes
>say 'this has never happened to me before'
>what?
>she takes out her earbud
>this has never happened to me before, running into somebody in the exact same place in the stacks
>chitchat for 10 minutes about finals and stuff
>very friendly, smiling at me the whole time
>freshman, didnt do her work until the last month
>weve all been there
>fail to ask her for coffee or something because no balls
>she leaves
>my book wasnt in the stacks even though it said online it was in stock
>god is punishing me for being a pussy

baka Veeky Forums

you might even say it was otiose

Cool story bro

i'm op, not this guy.

props for use of jejune.

fag

>go to university library, american lit section
>pick out a book at random
>sit down to read the first few pages
>a girl comes in, we start talking
>tells me she's an american lit phd student
>"oh, what's your favourite book then, doctor?"
>Tender is the night
>what a retarded choice, I think
>mfw I said it out loud
>she chuckles awkwardly and leaves

What has Veeky Forums done to me?

She took the book you were looking for.

stop asking her questions. if you meet in person you'll have shit all to talk about.

>be me
>go on university library to read
>a hot sexy woman comes to me and starts talking (and flirting)
>go have sex with her at her place
>her supermodel sister is home
>she joins the party
>have sex with both of them
>after sex go buy a lottery ticket
>win the lottery
>invest in bitcoin
>bitcoin's value skyrockets 400% in matter of hours
>sell all the bitcoins and get 400 million profit and marry the supermodel while having the other woman as a friend with benefits

>at B&N
>flipping through magazines
>qt asks "what magazines would you recommend?"
>why is she asking me this?
>recommend some magazines
>chat for a bit
>leave
>only realize she was probably hitting on me when it was too late

such is life, I guess

You would have just texted a lame joke about red vines anyway

...

why the FUCK didn't YOU ask her for HER number?
and if she gave you the eyes, she would definitely call.

>woke up at 7 from very restless sleep
>Girlfriend texted me at 6 saying she loves me and hopes I have a great day
>Talk to her for a bit
>Get out of bed at 730, get ready to go to final at 8
>Final is actually at 9 but I walked a half mile in the cold to get there
>Go to Cafe and start drinking coffee
>On third cup
Wew lads, not too bad, not too great, but probably good overall. All I want to do is read brothers karamazov rn, I'm really digging it. I also drop out of college tomorrow and start work as a union carpenter/struggling writer in January. I'm still a young boy, just 18, and I feel like I have my whole life ahead of me, although I'm already making decisions that will impact the rest of my life.

ah to read dostoevsky again. check out Petersburg by Bely when you're feelin frisky.