Is philosophy a good excuse for getting fat

Is philosophy a good excuse for getting fat

There is no excuse for getting fat.

Maybe you mean no good excuse

No, you fat fuck

Are you saying that im already fat for having thought about getting fat

If you aren’t chain smoking and rail thin you’re doing something wrong. Exceptions exist if you’re especially charismatic or a genius

There is almost literally zero benefit to being fat. Besides being more likely to survive a stabbing. You can debate the use of being in good health, or the validity of moderation, of the notion of stewardship of the self but really.. what is good about being obese? Arguing for hedonism is fine but why not indulge in sex instead? A good fuck tops a greasy meal. Burns a few calories, too.

A fat pig thinks they are some kind of Bohemian nihilist when really they are confusing their unrestrained indulgence with an inability to control themselves, even if they wanted to. Machines caught in a feedback loop.

philosophy (sort of) inspired me to get Veeky Forums

no quite the opposite. Its a good excuse for denying yourself every single kind of pleasure.

Das right mane. Anyone got Cioran memes they can dump?

Both wrong.
>Swole or ottermode.
>Be able to fistfight.
>Smoke constantly.
>Alcoholism.
>Not too clean-cut, or homeless bum.

Wrong, that’s the “I like Bukowski and Sartre” lifestyle.

I don't think he's been memed yet.

Philosophy is an excuse for whatever you want it to be an excuse for. No, really.

True, any philosophy is an excuse. But it creates the most sophisticated excuses, it is the highest excuse art. There's only excuses all the way down in any field or medium. The only thing that comes close to philosophy is religion and terrorism, both of which work through a logic that philosophy can never make its own.

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Philosophy should be providing you a reason to not be fat.

(Fat being a synonym for unhealthy, undisciplined, lazy, etc etc)

Marriage me breh

>change "mom" to Jordan Peterson and we have a deal