ITT things you do to get $$$
>go into poetry threads
>go into writing critique threads
>copy everything everyones submitted
>change stuff around, make it better , make it mine
>or just copy it wholesale if its better then everything id ever do
>submit it
>get money
What do you do to make things meet
I hope you're joking.
Life dont pay for itself
you are the shittiest person in the fucking world. it will catch up to you one day, you uncreative fuck.
nothing posted in the critique or poetry threads is good at all, you all have no talent and are shamefully unprepared for poverty
not op
but i agree, the fucking lack of spine on this person is amazing.
The things I do for money, I'll never understand.
>all you fucking dumbasses that post your trash on a public forum acting shocked when people only make the threads to steal your work
OH THE HUMANITY!
is literature even literature
I look at "what's your novel about" threads and steal the best ideas. I've written eleven books this way. My Amazon check last month was $2,412.
Keep sharing your ideas, suckers.
At least you're writing it. Thats fair game, you could look up millions of novel ideas and pick from those. Besides, we've gotten to the point that it isn't possible that a story or theme hasn't been written about yet.
>nothing posted in the critique or poetry threads is good at all
I thought that's why it was there. If you thought it was good then you wouldn't rely on Veeky Forums's opinion of it.
REEE! I REEE!
My wrath on thee!
Kike, shill, faggot, cuck and nigger,
White man's brain is surely bigger!
I do not want to be a soyboy,
You say "oy vey please eat my soy, goy!"
I do not want to join a Klan,
Or be a skinhead Nazi man.
Look soft! The glow of CIA in the night!
A-REE! A-REE! Screech the alt-right.
They holler and shriek with all their might,
Forgetting Americans aren't even white.
Please publish me user
A RAP
A RAP
A RAPPY RAP RAP
Break up the tizzy show me a wizzy
when a fucko nigga on his fucking spingig
ready to uptoch the pollywog shindig
but wait its a bigga guy up in the chamber and hes singing gregors theme so great
so wait hold up dont be late dont hesitate the cash give weight to the mans on straight
But fuck, shit thats you cuz thats you cuz cause when they catch you up in flames they dont maintain what they had cause they cant tame the nigga no sir they dont catch the basketballer before he slam dunks your streetside uptown make it downtown and pull up weather he the stormchaser fire starter omega and cracklacer driver harder cause he was the the last star fighter shat higher hearder you up listenin lips smackin and spittin no game cause when she came by you had fuckin nothing
OP jests but the grain of truth latent therein is why effort-posting is a mistake
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>nothing posted in the critique or poetry threads is good at all
that isn't true, i used to assume that but you can find a surprising amount of decent stories and story fragments in SOME threads. its inconsistent. i've read better stuff on Veeky Forums than stories in big mags like the new yorker
and i guarun-fucking-tee you that people are stealing from them.
I wagecuck a high paying job.
First of all, don't do this on a tablet.. it takes forever. By a laptop with the money. Also I hope you use the online Cut Up Machine or cut up on paper for added depth and avant garde styling. Eventually you'll get so good the work will be damn near 100% original.
Stone?
I write my own poetry, because I'm a literal endless fountain of creativity
really? post some
I write papers for students through a professional website
i'm down, where? sure beats rewriting viagra copy on mturk for $2
I write
poems of my
breakfast
They're my money mister!
it's the american imperialist himself
same, rich kids can have my soul for 30 bucks an hour
No
What the fuck
>things you do to get $$$
Sell myself.
are you selling now?
Always.