Please critique my haiku:

Please critique my haiku:

I turn my swag on
Took a look in the mirror
and I said "what's up"

both powerful and playful the way haiku should be, here's mine

I'm swagged out nigga.
You know my crew be swaggin-
with our pistols drawn!

2/10, Mirror is a one syllable word in my retarded accent lel

these aren't haiku, you sillys

I disagree. I don't normallt write poetry because it's always seemed stuffy to me. But these posters have inspired me to try my hand at haiku. Here:

bitches on my dick
cuz im a swagged out nigga
please bury me with my glock

Really good for a first try. 7/10

that's not a haiku either! I'm feeling a tug on my leg!

bitches think they know
really bitch? you don't know shit
lick my nuts, bounce bitch

Really good. Thank you

I don't fuck with you.
Little pussy ass nigga.
I don't fuck with you.

Oh, OP, OP,
What the FuCK are you DOING
ShiTTING UP MY BOARD

This aint your board, bitch.
You are just a stupid ho.
No one here likes you.

I real hiuku is supposed to have a reference to a season or weather, otherwise it's just a faggot poem

surely you realize
what that image represents
you would be amazed

One foe remained
But unbeknownst to you
God watched you too

>5 7 5
>No season references
>No cutting words

OP sucks cock
As snow falls
What a faggot

A nigga on the snow
A pig on the sun
Prision is spring time

That's not haiku. It's a shitty sentence.

Sippin' on that lean
Bitches ridin' on my dick
Rain fallin' on my shed

Swaggin' in the rain
Swagging all through the winter
Like the post office

thank you based cultured user