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>there aren't blue violets

Not only is grass retarded but he's terribly unfunny.

Roses are red
Violets are violet
You'll be my airport
And i'll be your pilot

>Flower colours vary in the genus, ranging from violet, through various shades of blue, yellow, white, and cream, whilst some types are bicolored, often blue and yellow. Flowering is often profuse, and may last for much of the spring and summer.
Whoa took me whole 2 seconds of googling, am I smarter than Black Science Man now?

Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil Degrasse Tyson's
Cosmos is shit

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Neil DeGrasse is a stupid fucking nigger,
And a stinky Jew

>when sneed posting take human form

That doesn't even rhyme

Autists are autists

>American
>(pseudo)black
>mass media "scientific" divulgator
>Twitter

Lol, never found so many reason to give a fuck.

I really fucking hate how a nonwhite has this many people liking him and giving him likes. Reminds you of the white genocide we see today

damn

Can names as a category be utilitarian?

someone needs to take away his twitter

>42k people liked this

Why

Wouldn't roses be rose?

that doesnt rhyme though...

Roses are red
Violets are violet
DeGrasse Tyson drugged and raped a student of his
Google it

that didn't even rhyme

Bugs...easy on the bait

...

i like it.

Blue rhymes with Jew

Looks blue to me. Black Science man needs to prove how smart he is, which is not very

damn . . . . .

Color is a secondary quality.

Violet is a secondary color.

there are many different colours of roses

This is worse than Trump - Trumpo is at least funpo, this is just sheit. But i like how his likes and reposts just goes down.

They're going up. Look at the dates

>tfw you think twitter is the most normie shit so you just feel clueless...

It's definitely the least normie form of social media. It's mostly text and pseudonymous accounts, which puts off anyone just looking to keep in touch with other people. It's also a major platform for lots of porn artists and the like. There's no way to downvote, all interaction with tweets is effectively good interaction. It really is the next best thing to an imageboard.

I hate this black Giordano Bruno wannabe so funcking much holyshiet

Every tweet is so short that you can't say anything that is really intelligent, everything is just cut-down crap - you can at least do that on facebook.

>Flying an airport
I want some of what you're smoking

I think it's a benefit. It teaches word economy. Brevity is important to persuasiveness, in my opinion.

You missed the sexual innuendo. He's flying his plane into her airport.

That's actually a really funny tweet. I'd take that any day over reading some whore's 10,000 word public break-up message on facebook.

Maybe it's also because i love my friends, and they are not boring fucks but actual shitposting artists.
I didn't fall into the the trap where you added your whole school to your friend list long time ago and now has to to watch their bullshit boring life unfold while you ask yourself "where do i know this person from" but feel bad unadding them because maybe you where friends once but don't remember and though the person shares boring content she still shares some skimpy bikini pictures now and then and even though she's not that hot, it's a long time ago since you had sex last so you can kinda fuck everything that has boobs and pussy - and when you finally have a girlfriend you have better things to do than going through your friendlist. Stuff like getting pegged and screaming like a bitch. So you just keep on scrolling through the lonely blue sea.

What's wrong with this motherfucker? Why is he so often pretending to be retarded?

Because he is.
He is just a scientism preacher for the masses so they keep investing money.
Not that science is bad, but the way he represents it is just stupid.

Science!

Should've been A pilot not YOUR pilot

Roses are red
Violets are blue
POP A MOLLY IM SWEATIN
WOO