I implore you, say something profound

I implore you, say something profound.

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Death buries me completely.

the thing goes skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaa

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something profound.

Ignorance is profound, wisdom is shallow.

T.S. Eliot was wrong. The still point isn't Jesus, its the Trojan war.

Do what thou wilt; however, realize as can everyone else, so the categorical imperative is a guideline not a rule. The world is hard, but men are harder

Indubitably, crisps and crumpets, the queen requires me to sing an uncouth tune, unfathomable to any listening ear.

profundity is bullshit with meaning.

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The greatest tragedy of life is that it is serious

benis in the begine

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You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.

It is easier to give up your soul than to bear its weight

14 years old/10

you tell me to quiet down cause my opinions make me less beautiful but i was not made with a fire in my belly so i could be put out i was not made with a lightness on my tongue so i could be easy to swallow i was made heavy half blade and half silk difficult to forget and not easy for the mind to follow

There is no morality without faith.

I was tasked with a seemingly impossible task: to write a story which would please everyone. My solution was to simply write a list of my failures.

No.

We can't be certain of the past nor the future therefore nothing exists from a utility standpoint except the present.

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how am I supposed to do that?

Language is the house of Being

"No matter where you go, there you are"
-Buckaroo Banzai

I once was an old man

When I was a young boy my father took me into the city, to see a marching band.

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>marching band
I think you'd love Charles Ives. youtube.com/watch?v=12j1wdKE4zU

I prefer this

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Fun things are fun

est quid est

Kill yourself.

Benjamin Button/10

I will admit I have nothing profound to say, and I'm okay with that.

progubb!

More like Benjamin Butthole lol

If the wheel were to be invented today people would be highly skeptical if making use of it won't cost too many jobs.

If everybody owns something then nobody does.

Here's a profound zen talk - listen carefully!
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Inaction in action is an action.

This is just retarded

With his dying breath he uttered the word "covfefe" as the snowglobe tumbled from a hand no longer guided by his spirit.

no.

I wanted to say no.

NO MATTER WHAT I THINK, BOOKS DO NOTHING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I AM HORNY AND NEED TO FUCK

dit æ er retarderet

Portez ce vieux whisky au juge blond qui fume sur son île intérieure, à côté de l'alcôve ovoïde, où les bûches se consument dans l'âtre, ce qui lui permet de penser à la caenogénèse de l'être dont il est question dans la cause ambiguë entendue à Moÿ, dans un capharnaüm qui, pense-t-il, diminue çà et là la qualité.

Death frees all men

implore
Jmˈplɔː/
verb
verb: implore; 3rd person present: implores; past tense: implored; past participle: implored; gerund or present participle: imploring

beg someone earnestly or desperately to do something.
"he implored her to change her mind"
synonyms: plead with, beg, entreat, beseech, appeal to, pray, ask, request, solicit, supplicate, importune, call on; exhort, urge, enjoin, press, push, petition, encourage, bid;
rareobtest, obsecrate, impetrate
"his mother implored him to continue studying"
archaic
beg earnestly for.
"I implore mercy"

Death is not the end, but a new beginning.

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Wrong. The tragedy of life is that it truly begins right when you realize it will end, and when it ends you're left with but a dream and some fear of what comes next. That life should even end is the ultimate cosmic tease. We have such large questions and almost none of them are ever adequately answered.

Yes, we all know what "implore" means...

Wrong as well. Death is impossible, and that's even worse.

Row. Row. Row your boat, gently down the stream.
Merrily. Merrily, merrily, merrily.
Life is.
...But a dream.

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If you can't share it , you don't own it

Those that cannot do, teach. Those that cannot teach, teach gym

BEHOLD! A MAN!

ITTY BITTY BABBY ITTY BITTY BOAT

Traps aren't gay

Both wrong. The tragedy of life is that the fate of every person lies in their own hands, and they don't trust themselves with it.

I don't believe it!

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Ignorance is profound, wisdom is shallow.

The joke is in your hand.

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They're taking the hobbits to Isengard!

The relationship between a man and a woman in marriage is the most sacred bond there is, and should be held up as an ideal, all others being shunned.

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Why should we have only the most sacred bond? If it is the "most sacred bond", then there are other sacred bonds to various degrees. Perhaps every bond is sacred to some degree.

There's nothing to say

Other sacred bonds are the relationship between friends, mothers/fathers to their children, between siblings. But marriage is more sacred than those bonds. Gay shit like futa disgraces the sacred bond of marriage.

thats not how dividing by zero works.

hurr hell is odder peepl

I'm leaning hard to the left.

I SEE HER NEARLY EVERYDAY
JUST A GIRL BUT SHE'S OKAY

Alright, prove me wrong infidel.

>Gay shit like futa disgraces the sacred bond of marriage.
But how? What is the connection between those things and marriage?

Sex is only to be had between a married man and woman. Futa is not man and woman.

Something profound.

If you ask, then I can't.

all there is
is all this,
ending,

Its hard to describe to someone what goes on in your head when even yourself cannot understand what goes on in your own head

Nobody is perfect but you're perfect for me user.

There has been no injustice greater than mankind becoming the fittest.

we will witness the end of the world

"We're the best animal to come off this rock. Fuck mother nature." - Anonymous

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Failing doesn’t give you a reason to give up as long as you believe.

The coalescence of humanity is the impossibility of life.

Don't wish for Yellowstone.

You should never do as you are told; you should simply do your job

No one wants a man who needs.
The world needs men who want.

Books, Bread, Women and Tea...without these, my life is nothing