SEX

ok i am

to your first part

im not asking YOU, VIRGIN, to describe to me goddamn i don't even want to read you rhorrific freaking explanation. i'm just saying.

RECOMMEND ME SOME BOOKS??!?!?!?!

like what is the 'men are from mars, women venus' but for sex? or some kind of sex bible? and not kama sutra? but more instructional written by a sex goddess or actually a guy who speaks for all men????? -.-"""""""""""

just watch porn and emulate it like all the other kids are doing these days

i hate life.

so you're saying there ISN'T, a book. like that ?

i know some girls who actually do that - like one of my college roommates but i think thats a bit too foul for my virgin eyes at least right now. where can i read?????

better question: *what* do i read. aaaaaa

>YOU, VIRGIN
i'm not a virgin, how would I know those peculiarities of sexual intercourse if I was dear?
>i don't even want to read you rhorrific freaking explanation
holy shit you are stupid
>recc me some books
no you're not going to learn to fuck from books darling, you need to use bodily intelligence and intuition. I gave you some pointers that most women should know.
>but more instructional written by a sex goddess or actually a guy who speaks for all men?????
I speak for all men

yeah all men who play dungeons and dragons and ask their mom to wash their laundry.

i shall wait for someone who actually *knows* some books to reply. not you, idiotic incel.

i already have more than enough bachelors who want me so no, i don't want your stupid idiotic attentiona nd id ont want you to even assume i would ver, lmao.

Anton Lavey: The Satanic Witch

Otto Weininger: Sex and Character
Julius Evola: Eros and the Metaphysics of Sex
Vladimir Solovyov: The Meaning of Love

if people can learn calculus and quantum physics from books, i, too, can learn okay?

also it was bad enough having to see your stupid words on my screen - i somehow managed to skim through it w/o vomiting and you'er basically tellin gme the stupidest most fundamental things like "use your tongue, dont break his dick, use lube" like wtf????? i feel like i'm in 3rd grade or something how are those even POINTERS and not COMMON SENSE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

i'm looking for "ways to become a sex GODDESS VIXEN SUCCUBI ETC MAGICAL MIRACULOUS SEX IN THE GALAXY" not "insert penis into vagina" you stupid idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>yeah all men who play dungeons and dragons and ask their mom to wash their laundry.
this is 9/10 bait, you even have the total lack of self-awareness, the odd feminine grammar, spelling mistakes, petulant and infantile passive-aggression down to a science. I've never seen someone imitate a 6/10 overweight whore with so much tact. Really brilliant stuff user, I wish I was so inclined as to spend the time to study their diction so closely. Did you just take a series of female lovers/friends texts and sort through them to come up with this character or was it all intuitive for you?

haha le upbot xD

really? metaphysics of sex?

are you gonna tell me to read OVID too?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? or the ANATOMY OF THE HUMAN BODY 1?!?!?1/

come on people! i know you guys have to know something :'*(

like i said, no theoretical shit. actual you know what.

just fuck off then goddamn. if you awnt to think im some stupid man because of how i type then go the FUCK away!

i'm asking for advice, and i'm looking for some books that maybe i haven't heard of or some instructional guides. i'm sorry you got scammed by some retarded people in the past but can yo ujust go off to /soc or something? like just go????????

Michael Foucault: History of Sexuality
Luce Irigary: The Sex Which Is Not One
Chris Krauss: I Love Dick
Plato: Symposium

i wish someone could zoom out on you, and me, and god would be laughing so hard at the fact that you're telling someone whos a female """ time to study their diction so closely.""""""

...... i really wish there was someone just panning out on both of us and seeing how you are lmao. god. just... just stop. go away, please.

my face is bordering meme territory right now lmao.

this is borderline genius. I don't think I could imitate a narcissistic woman this way even if I spent all day trying to do so.

There are good books out there about women but not sure about men, I assume there most be at least one... Maybe The Multi Orgasmic Man by Mantak Chia?

The Art of Loving by Erich Fromm is a nice read.

sorry you're bitter i wont have sex with you or i don't want some "hey, lol like just put it in your mouth" type advice from some fucking dungeon dragon newbie?

i'm asking for book recommendations. you guys are the one being rude and attacking - if you don't know any titles, then it's fine. let's keep it on topic please.

>you're being rude
do you know where you are?
>let's keep my psycho-fantasies on topic
ok honey, sweetiepie we'll tone it down for you

Question for you? Do you not have female friends who are bigger whores than you? Why not just ask them what they do to get the boys hooked to that vj? I don't think you can just teach yourself from a text how to use your body. If this was the case then athletes wouldn't need coaches.

Oh sorry. I thought you were a Veeky Forums qt. You're dumb thus probably fat so you'll need this:

amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1492877131/ref=pd_aw_sim_14_3?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=K6NYDBTTPAFNXKSWQPJA&dpPl=1&dpID=51nIMNIKZsL

i'll check out the first one even though the quote on goodreads scared me and the title should be (w) oman or something. also umm ill try to read the second one in the future, i don't know if im looking for books like "channel your inner tao zen, love peace and harmony" type of sex books atm. thanks though!.

the first could be useful so thank you :)

yeah, stop typing.

either way i'll be the best with or without your help. go cuddle up with your john green and die.

---

okay i was going to hate you because you were being mean to dumb/fa tpeople, and i'm not even any of those things? BUT.

I CLICKED YOUR THING ON AN INCOGNITO WINDOW AND OMGGGGGGGGG okay. thank you. this.... may be one of the many things i'm looking for. also the recommended books are a minefield. thanks! err a goldmine, not a minefield lmao ;-; omg lksdjf thank you!!!!!

thanks thanks!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, it's a bit Tao but you're not going to find a lot taht isn't to be honest. Most sex books about tao, zen, tantra stuff minaly because some of it works.

You could take a look at MEN LOVE & SEX: The Complete User's Guide for Women by David Zinczenko, no idea how good it is though.

thank you so much. i'm going to dl this one too! i'm surprised you know so many / have found these ones?

the title made me laugh. i know there isn't one definitive guide so i'm not too picky about quality / end result!. any research is fun and fine for now :) just things to boost what i naturally possess

gratzi !

THEY ARE THE FAIRER SEX

>Isn't there some sort of sex bible, beside the actual sex bible?

YOU want to be a succubus (singular) not as written. Begin with McD's Lillith- but though good, it will probably disappoint.

How fucking hard is it for to use the correct declination of Latin words? It's succubus you drooling idiot

Lmao. I purposeful mispeling ok? Chill bitch - you're still a lame virgin and you don't know shit about Latin, so sit the fuck down. And it's declension, dumb fuck.

this thread is for gay niggers. op is a tranny. dont read books about sex to get better at sex, just go rape people and find out what makes them cry less than usual

>XdDD i mispelled on purpose silly virginboyy
>omg lolmao im so qurckky and um actually u mispeeled too XDD :))
kys dumb cunt

woah there edgelord

ok samefag haha how butthurt r u? xD!;

you're a real dummy.

You're soooo embarrassing, Lmao.

Lmfao "declination" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF

fuck outta here and go away

i realized i don't need to read bokos becaus eim already perfect so bye.

>this thread

There is The Joy of Sex,and a sequel or two. And a billion Cosmopolitan magazine articles. How they manage to think up Mind Blowing Sex Secrets every month sounds like they ain't thinkin nuthin. To be honest,it's more about attitude than technique. Kiss him passionately, grope him freely,ride him hard.

that's not what samefagging is and holy shit how do you not have enough self awareness to stop posting?

how do you not have enough self awareness to stop bumping?

i'm not insecure about bedroom skills or myself. i am the tiniest tightest girl he's ever met, and will ever meet, and i am constantly fawned over with love and adoration.

i just miss him soo much!, ,, and i came back from a really nice vacation, we're apart during the holidays, and i've already touched myself a thousand million times to the thought of him....

so what better way than to curl up in bed with a book about new ways to please in the future? ??

im either immobile and stunned at the thought of him, completely in daydream fantasy land, or i come infinite times, so i might as well be productive and read while fantasizing!!!!! ^^

that way i can be thinking about him and not be submersed in an ocean of myself (which is impossible!,),, so yes =^-^= i think i know what to do! ! !

i think its time to go read now !

tldr your suggestions are appreciated but im not asking because im '"bad"', im absolutely in love!,, and plus what's wrong with expanding your potential while getting to know the opposite gender?

i think i have more than enough to read tonight @.@!

gn !

How the fuck and why the fuck is this thread still alive?

at least im not a faggot loremaster
go tell your vagina a story in the mirror

um okay!

REPORT AND MOVE ON. DON'T POST

>You want him so much you sit around masturbating furiously thinking about him.

Just tell him THAT,senpai.

>i don't want your stupid idiotic attentiona nd id ont want you to even assume i would ver, lmao.

Literally what

ITT: "I want to be a slut but not a whore, and I need to read erotic nonfiction to pull this off. Any suggestions? Ew that's not a suggestion because it isn't written in nauseatingly graphic erotic allusions"
Get over him: he won't want you even if you become a succubus because he won't feel able to trust you not to cheat on him, no matter what you say or do to convince him otherwise.
This kind of way of thinking is about as taboo to most normal men (and young men, though they are a bit more forgiving and randy) as constantly bringing up his ex all the time is to most girls, as it just screams of leaving for someone else

Genius

Hey, great way to hide your incompetence. By the way, classics major and two kids, moron.

Was gonna help you out but as a Terf there's basically nothing you can do, you will be a boring fuck and a regret for most guys. Your best best is settling on bestiality and getting a big dog

im sayin tho! absolute lightning in a bottle genius, i’ve never seen someone get it down so well. the tightness of the grammar, the authentic punctuation and grammar, this is craftsmanship here. whoever they are, probably some mad spirit lost to us for all time, its absolutely beyond anything I could create.

So you think OP is having a lark with a LARP? Maybe,but it's very convincing. And the idea of a sweet young thing beating her bud like Desi Arnez while wanting to learn how to be her intended's personal sex kitten is one that one WANTS to believe...

In my experience you can't.

I've banged whores and frigid virgins and the "skill" of the woman is not that important.

Your job is to initiate passion in the man, a la Cleopatra. That's seduction, not sex "skill."

If you can't give a blowjob though, practice with a dildo. It's not hard at all. I wouldn't start deepthroating out the gate though; on the fourth session say you've been "practicing something for him" or some similar bullshit.

why are you guys bumping this thread? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A FAMILY?!?!?!?! WHY CANT YOU GO AWAYYY AHHHHHHHHH I AM IN LOV EAND I THINK IH AVE MORE THAN ENOUGH TO READ JUST GO AWAY NOW!!! CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY SEASON WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

virgins begone!!!!!!! lmao jk T-T i wont be mean since its the holiday but PLEASE GO AWAY !!!!! =DDD THANK YOU!!! \^____^/

im not even going to bother replying to these ridiculous replies. jesus. why are you even telling me you're a classics major? even more embarrassing that a classics major wouldn't know how to parse latin or know how to decline LATIN words. baka!!!!

???????? -_-???????????

you guys are seriously weird as heck.

honestly im too happy to care about what you think :b and no im not boring, nopeeeee i dont know what a terf is.

im happy and in la la landdddd and who the heck is ad esi arnez? lmao.

JUST LEAVE ME AND MY HUSBAND ALONE!!!! ;0;!!!!!!!

hehe tell me about it XD! lmao.

even though you guys are actually delusional and are putting up some weird crazy act thinking I'M putting up an act..... well, thanks i like being called a genius on a basketweaving forum :)! ^^! you can say that a million more times hehehehehehehehehehehehe >w

you know what's funny though? okay i should stop posting but in actuality

its weird when people think youre larping or trying to type a certain way, when you actually just stream of consciousness or just typ ethe way you are, AND... it's actually erally super bad. because. you are actually puting yourself in danger because people know who you are? as in --- sometimes i send my friends stuff from Veeky Forums and they would obviously be able to tell it's me, so in fact, i should NOT type this way, but i don't care, so i don't hide it, so it's not that i'm trying i'm actually digging myself into a hole by being myself lmao.

basically i just hope / am banking on the fact that nobody i know ever finds this thread nor can they see how i actually type, and i hope that the guy in question also doesn't ever find this place. basically NO its not genius, its actually very stupid of me to NOT hide the way that i really type, and it's putting myself at risk/ in danger........ not that any of my friends would be loser enough to even lurk a thread like this on christmas eve!!!!!!!!! :) but you know what i mean.

ok no moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, no bump. pls go watch avatar or something on tv!!

or wish your friends a happy holiday!!!!!!! cook with your family etc!!!!!!!!!!!! visit friends and family reltaives!!!!

jesus christ who said i cant give a bj? and why are you posting freaking black random girls on my channel?!

and no id ont' own a dildo you stupid freaking degenerate!!!!! goddamn, what is wrong with you? im just asking for general "know-it-alls" or books written by sex goddesses so i can BE the ultimate nymph sex goddesses. but . somehow you think because im asking this i'm, boring, bad at sex, or just, idk? going to go out there and start breaking people in half?!?!?! NO!!!!!!!!!

its fineeeee ill be fine :b ok thanks! ^-^!

regret? actually most guys i know tell me i'm perfect so .............

go take your degenerate fantasies elsewhere, please!. ..

>beating her bud

Never say that again.

are you stupid? i'm not trying to turn him on okay? the very fact that i exist makes him want to pin me down and ravage me. its just what *i* will be doing, !?! and want to do in the future. aside from what i would already???... nvm, just... just stick to anime ors omething. lmao.

i hate how i get lured into arguing with retarded 2 year olds, which is why i should always stay away from here. which i do. on a 999999.99999% basis.

today is santa's day and nobody is going to ruin that :)! ^_^ !!!!!!!

Get a husband. Ask him what he likes and doesn't like. After you've mastered those, start looking for new stuff that he might like and offer to try it.

a slut is a whore, dumb ass.

literally how do you come up with the weirdest conclusions and then start talking about trust issues and cheating? LMAO?!?!!?!??! who the heck hurt you,,, your MOM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!!?!?!?!?!?!? literally why are you even talking about exes what???????????? i can't even read your goddamn projection paragraph because you seriously have some kind of retarded mental disorder and i fear for you. stop using this site, please.

i'm trying to talk about leafs and youre talking about dreidels and rainbows? like wtf?

its like if i asked "what color gloss should i paint my wood tiles at home?? interior design?!"

and you were like "NOTHING MATTERS BECAUSE AVALACHE VOLCANO, ANCESTORS WILL DIE AND YOUR HOUSE WILL BURN INTO ASHES AND REINCARNATE INTO THE 9TH CYCLE OF SIDDHARTHA AND BY THE WAY MY GRANDMOTHER HAS ALZHEIMERS BECAUSE IM A BETA ZETA WHO LOST HIS 2ND TOE ON ACID AND I HAVE NO LIFE AND I FAP TO DRAGON DILDOS" ...... what?????????????? /hmm

i like to surprise him w/o discussions ! !!

Then there's really nothing else to say other than do what what he likes, try and guess what else he might like, then do it and watch his reaction.

This may be the worst thread I've ever seen. Reading this thread is like finding a discarded diaper that has been split open by animals.

thank you! :) a merry christmas to you! ! ! !

In context, it's an English word, numbskull. Did you intend the plural? No. Happy Holidays anyway-

I did. Because it sounds better. Something about "succubus" doesn't sit right with me. When you've mastered the English language / multiple languages, it's fun to twist and turn grammatical structures and spelling because E F F F E C T T T T T T!!!! :))))))))

and i bet your Classics department sucks ass, so bye.

You might have typed succuba- that would've worked. In English. Too.

bro go read the Iliad a thousandth time
it's not like you did anything else in Classics anyway lmao :)

Look. Youre bright. I get it. But YOU (mc) may consider deferring on those rare occasions when youre just dead wrong. Builds character. buh-bye!

peace jpg

And to all a good night..

Song of Solomon

What even is this thread
I feel like I’m worse off in life for having read through it

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME GET LAID WITH THIS GIRL?

lmao are you stupid????????? it's christmas, not delusional put-you-in-a-chamber asylum year.

succuba reminds me of Hecuba so no...... but ntnt!

IT IS NOT A GIRL

IT'S A GUY POSTING B8

i would cut my clit off before you get 2,000 miles near me.

i'd rather you believe i'm a man or even santa clause at this point, so you can stop talking to me or breathing in my direction ^-^!!!!!!

you live there!? mmmm make sense I guess

>move thread to /soc/
>femAnon and hornyAnon post their locations
>you live in the same town
>femAnon posts video to Veeky Forums of her cutting her clit off
>next day
>google Veeky Forums
>"insane alt-right Trump supporters convince random girl to engage in genital mutilation"

figures that chess club geeks would keep bumping this dead thread, stay unfunny, and attempt to conceive of an imaginary dimension where a 200000/10 girl goes anywhere near your stinky butt :) ^_^ no.

>I want to be a succubi.
if you're a female you're already one

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