The plebs always say Harry Potter is the best.
But what about us, the elite of the Internet?
What is the true magnum opus of our time, Percy Jackson or Artemis Fowl.
The plebs always say Harry Potter is the best.
But what about us, the elite of the Internet?
What is the true magnum opus of our time, Percy Jackson or Artemis Fowl.
For me, it's the McChicken Redwall, the best children's book series
will he ever be evil again? the only good book is the first couple when he was a piece of shit
it's emo
The best children's book, hands down, is Moby Dick.
2666 is alright. Cormac McCarthy could be considered "of our time" kind of
Yes
White fang
i think you'll find skulduggery pleasant is the true thinking man's ya series
plebs will disagree, but it's A Series of Unfortunate Events
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The Virgin Harry Potter vs the Chad ASoUE
That Artemis guy sounds and looks like your typical Veeky Forums permavirgin incel. All he needs is a fedora.
ummm lets see
Harry Potter has 8 top tier KINO movies
the other two losers have nothing
What is a Kino?
Harry Potter movies
Lemony snicket is THE patrcian children books author
I saw the movie and really wanted to fuck the shit out of the girl in it (it's ok I was a boy)
Infinite meme
You're a meme.
pendragon and keys to the kingdom are the superior children's novels
Little girls in Junior High liked Artemis Fowl.
But they didn't like me.
Mortal Engines, with Artemis Fowl as a close second.
An excellent choice
Harry Potter.
Pretty sure we're talking about children's books kino bud
That series was one of the greatest rides I've ever been on. The only thing that surpasses it as the Patrician's choice of YA lit is Narnia.
I read the first 6 but grew up before he bothered finishing the series. Should I go back and read them all
god i loved this series so much and i had such a huge crush on him. fucked me up sexually for life
eyyuhhh dis guy ehhh got et
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i read all twelve of that one thing when i was younger
Perhaps
Biggest waste of time ever. Why pay for 13 books that all have the same beginning, middle, and end?
did anyone read pic related as a kid? It was my favorite series growing up.
I read absolutely nothing as a kid
Yeah, he's what got me into reading.
ding ding ding — what other YA series alludes to the Pynch?
> no Ranger's Apprentice
Literally who?
kino is a word that /tv/ uses for only the best films.
kino > film > movie > flick
redwall
fuck niggers
>No Alex Rider, Cherub or Hovercar Racer
>tfw read percy jackson in the original greek
Bartimaeus, you dummies.
It's not written by a greek
>When pseud is your first name
enid blyton anyone?
literally JK Rowling of the 40s
if you didn't read Narnia and The Lord of the Rings as a kid, what were your parents doing?
Can't believe this bait thread got so many replies.
I read those too though, along with redwall
I liked all of them
there was also that one series based on the arthurian legends, the name was something like middle-crossing or something, I forget. It was pretty good as well.
>here was also that one series based on the arthurian legends, the name was something like middle-crossing or something, I forget. It was pretty good as well.
I know what you're describing but I can't remember the name, but it was very good
Also, did anyone else read the Alex Rider books? Class.
I hate books
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That's a shit cookie
would love some 'y 'za right now
Percy Jackson is superior unless you count in Heroes of Olympus
I remember walking into school with a hardcover copy thinking I was the coolest kid on the block.
classmates called it stupid and I never really recovered
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Fuck yeah man Garth Nix had a really interest IP with that series
Owl fantasy is the true childhood kinography, everyone else leave
If it's recent enough to be considered A Wizard of Earthsea is the thinking mans choice.
It's a pseudonym you moron
???
Sounds like something that turns your sons infto fedoralords.
Correct
Are Discworld books considered too adult around here to qualify for this thread, or was I just more advanced as a young teen than most of the plebs here?
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
Who said that?
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Cute guy
I read White Fang when I was in fifth grade and loved it. I wanted a dog just like the one in the book. At my recommendation, my friend also read it about the same time and turned into a furry. I've always felt a little guilty about how terrible his life turned out, but on the other hand who the fuck identifies with a dog.
yea same tbqh
she did a movie where you get to stare at her nubile body. check it out.
Like the classic ancient texts of Veeky Forums say "Too old, do not want"
First post, best post.
Would you read an LWA novelization?
Ranger's apprentice was surprisingly so damn good. A shame I only read the first four books and never got the other ones and now I'm on the borderline of being too old for that shit.
ugly
who /shane/ here?
Karl May
Dumas
Jack London
Dickens
Zevaco
Cervantes
Walter Scott
Tolkien
Carroll
Winnie the Pooh(forgot the author)
Asimov
This, tied with Narnia
C.H.E.R.U.B was fucking GOAT. It didn’t sugarcoat reality for kids and it was a book that any poor kid with escapist fantasies in a bad neighbourhood could pick up and disapear into.
Fuck that brings me back, man.
>But what about us, the elite of the Internet?
Who is this slut?
Alexandra Daddario
She is ugly