Name ONE book that doesn't include police

I dare you

"Harold and the Purple Crayon" by Crockett Johnson.

"Inherent Vice" by Thomas Pynchon.

The epic of gilgamesh

moby dick

Jakob von Guten

The analects, Confucius. Also literally everything before The Peelites.

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Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said

wait, fuck

Any law enforcement group of just police forces.

That's random.. Plenty of books don't have police. Crime and Punishment.

Name one book that doesn't have guacamole in it

Ulysses.
I am very good at this game.

The Odyssey

Why does this book get me so noided

Name 10 things that aren’t Jackie Chan

Name one single book without words

Did you even read Ulysses? There's like 2 whole chapters on guacamole recipes, it's pretty fucking weird desu

my diary [desu]

Uhm, have you forgotten the part where Raskolnikov actually goes to the POLICE STATION to confess, and hears of Svidrigailov's suicide?

All if Iain M Banks' Culture Novels.

all of Jean Auel's caveman books.

Moby Dick Dubliners and Stoner among litcore alone

The Bible

>name one book that doesn't include humans in it
I dare you

redwall

Here's the REAL challenge. Name ONE (1) book written by a black person and/or about black people that doesn't include white people.

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the auto biography of egypt
*jews aren't white

Demons by Dostoyevsky :^)

unironically The Third Policeman

There was definitely a police officer in the wandering rocks chapter

Siddharta

hivemind

Finnegan's Wake

Hilarious

The Holy Bible

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That police officer wasn't eating guacamole.
Never reply to one of my posts ever again.

I was eating some guac so I felt like that was good enough

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Is that any good

The novel I keep telling myself I will work on.

A book with an all black cast. I wouldn't know any because I wouldn't read something like that.

I laughed.

Plagiarist! HELP POLICE

Hello citizen, what seems to be the problem?

Reasons to Vote for a Democrat

(I'm not a republican but it's a correct answer to your question)

The Wealth of Nati--

Oh shit that has law and enforcement in it as well. Crap... er

Plato's The Republic

Oh fuck nevermind, that has people who keep the peace in that... fuck... erm..

Plato's Euthyphro? That is an extremely short dialogu-- FUCK the police take Euthyphro's father away.

Fuck fuck fuck.. errrr

ELEMENTS BY EUCLI--FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THE GEOMETRY POLICE ON BOOK III

ah well. I tried.

the police station wasnt real it was an allusion to penitence

It still mentions it you fucking dipshit

Aesop's Fables

Probably most high fantasy books

The old man and the sea