Any good Veeky Forums about people like pic related?

>Showers fairly regularly

Did you mean to say irregularly

Jokes on you, I never leave home so it doesn't matter either way

This is more like undiagnosed manlet

lmaoooooooo the title makes me laugh so damn hard LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the complete opposite of Giulio Berruti

*rapidly x's out of thread*

Hold up, hold, hold up,
>Unconventional taste in pornography
Conventional taste in pornography?
>I have been exclusively upskirt since the first time I saw a cartwheel in daguerreotype!

my diary desu

mental illnesses, obliviousness

theyre just disgusting in general lmao . they don't know what's good .

Me except 127

Low point in my life was when I thought I was a 8/10

I sometimes suspect that someone I know IRL is creating and posting these images to fuck with me.

Fuck, that's me! Not a virgin though, so I guess I have that going for me.

>because I am mentally disturbed, so is everybody

kudos, you lost your virginity to a DeviantArt landwhale with AIDS

Not true bud. In fact a trite google search will lead you to find the history of mental illness and its treatment is in fact very short.
I have always laughed at people who study it due to my prim and proper approach to literature.
>To say x historical figure suffered from 'blah' mental illness is a dire confusion of terms.

>mfw i have literally the same face colour eyes and hair and i relate to all the states
wtfffffff

>127

Almost made it, too bad

yeah i wanna know who's targeting me

WOW THUS IS JUST LIKE ME IM SO UNIQUE

kek, I look like shit and act like shit too. Fought my way to some modicum of success though, feels bittersweed m8

Me but without artistic pursuits desu

I've had pretty girls flirting on me tho. Like rubbing her arm against my crotch in order to pick something from the floor while we sat in a sofa and drank beer. Also grinding on me and stuff. They can't rape me tho.

>I've had pretty girls flirting on me tho. Like rubbing her arm against my crotch in order to pick something from the floor while we sat in a sofa and drank beer. Also grinding on me and stuff. They can't rape me tho.
Yeah girls do that to literally every guy. Happens to me at every party. Doesn't mean they're into you deadass...

This thread has cooties.

should/should

Most people with retarded looking hair don't realize they have retarded looking hair,

Haha

Cute is a diminutive term- it means you're not ugly but you're not sexually appealing either

what the fuck OP delete that right now

>mfw I am a borderline alcoholic with almost no confidence and shitpost on Veeky Forums
>mfw still managed to have a long-term relationship with an attractive woman and banged a couple others well above my level of attractiveness

What is this feel?

Smug self-assuredness

That could possible be it. How I managed to pull those women is still a mystery to me, though

I do have a diagnosed mental illness (acute Psychosis) and I've been in jail (not prison) and a mental hospital. I have no actual friends anymore I jsut stopped dealing with them and blocked their phone numbers. I'm not a virgin tho Sex is fairly easy to get in fact I find the company of women to men to be so much more preferable, men my age (25) are brainlets who like sports weed lmao and video games and I hate them so fucking much

This is literally me. I'm a virgin at 27 years. Luckily, everyone just assumes I'm gay and in the closet. I've narrowed it down to two options, either start using a dating app, bite the bullet, and have a horrifically embarrassing sexual encounter, or go to a psychologist and get a sex therapist.
I'm an adult, I've got friends, I'm handsome, people like me. But anxiety over eye contact and physical contact has trapped me in this cubbyhole my whole life. I'm fixing this shit this month, that's my pledge.

>Unconventional taste in pornography
If you're a virgin past 25 years, you're automatically a weirdo in regard to pornography. There's no way a person can just watch vanilla porn that long as their sole source of sexual release. Its simply not possible.

>This is literally me. I'm a virgin at 27 years. Luckily, everyone just assumes I'm gay and in the closet.
damn just die already

You'd like that, wouldn't you. The funny thing is that I'm actually very happy and not suicidal at all like most of the faggots on this webzone.

>We-OO-We-OO-We-OO
Fuck yeah!

>big eyes
How did you know.

This is the most me meme I've seen yet. But I am attractive, tall, and I've fucked a few girls. Nonetheless it diagnoses the exact condition I live in.

Any word to describe this?

>inb4 being weird = being a virgin
women are easy if you're confident and know which ones to talk to

true, i was watching anal fisting by the time i turned 16

>know which ones to talk to
How do you know which ones to talk to? The only ones i'm comfortable around are the ones I don't want to fuck

As i figured it out when i was 15, haven't figured out anything better since

>talk to lots of girls you think are cute
>just talk about things you think are interesting, make jokes, talk about absurd shit, ask them about themselves, whatever
>keep talking to the ones that like you back
>remember what those girls are like and focus on them later
>repeat process

eventually you can identify better what kind of girls are attracted to you. only talk to them.

me too
how the fuck

Tfw your girlfriend calls you ugly and you fuck her hard and often. Tfw your girlfriend calls you dumb and you realize Epictetus was right and so you return to your Plato.

>this improper usage of deadass or usage of deadass at all
You gave yourself away, but your intentions are almost good.

I know I'm attractive I have over two hundred tinder matches I'm jsut autisitc and I can't message them. Btw, does anyone have any tinder advice? Sometimes they message first and it shit like "Hi" or "hi there how are you" and I can't answer that so I jsut let it sit there for days and days and she unmatches before I come up with something. What do I say on tinder that gives guaranteed replies?

back to umm
I dont know, anywhere but here

Take that stupid fucking picture and add ugliness. You have to accept it. I know that it's the only thing that keeps you from killing yourself you vain immature self conscious faggot. I bet that you fantasize about big black cocks because you think that they would wanna pound your tight little faggot ass.

im not going to kill myself, i have two close friends ive known since middleschool, i have medium sized eagle eyes and my hair is nice looking naturally. the rest is all true
you’re not attractive enough to fulfill a woman’s erotic fantasies and her parents and friends will move against you to match her with a better partner. you can’t cuck other men, you won’t intimidate men enough to keep them thinking your gf is out of their league. essentially you won’t be hurt by it but you have no advantages at all from your appearance, which if you understood the scope of this lack, you’d be extremely upset. The things i’ve seen handsome men get away with my god

>thinking that 200 matches is a lot
out shoo
get off my board insecure incels

...

>I bet that you fantasize about big black cocks because you think that they would wanna pound your tight little faggot ass.
ya

don't you dare create the image of this angel getting corrupted by savages in my head.

wraaa, we have to save her
guise help! What's happening with all these black men isn't good. They need to be stopped.

Geez, that whole we need to stop Hitler thing kind of blew up in our faces, huh?

Why was this not the first post

I realize I have retarded looking hair but my hair looks retarded regardless of what I do with it so I just live with it.

see a therapist

Veeky Forumseral children on this piece of shit board, kys

Just go fuck hookers until you know how to handle a woman

still not as #relatable as The Virgin Walk™

like who?

Wow. That describes me perfectly, with the exception that I'm happily married.

we are extremely unoriginal, aren't we?

You aint gon fool me with this one ravagedass. I've also had male friends who have gfs telling me that shit never happened to them.

>Doesn't follow sports

Whew, I'm saved, CAN'T RELATE AT ALL

>125
>I do, somewhat. Like writing one poem a month.
>das rite
>errday
>Does gay qualify as unconventional?
>das rite

>undiagnosed mental illness
lol

There is no way you could make a post that accurate unless you are what you are describing so succintly,just like myself

>letting your anxiety over sex influence your mental health and thereby all facets of your life

Just get a hooker already. I was a virgin at 25 and within one year of fucking a working gal I got laid three times and had a satisfying relationship

haha wow being a loser is so relatable. not.

None except regularly daydreaming

If you were handsome you would not be a 27 year old virgin

>showers fairly regularly
>attention disorder
>told they're wasting their potential
(scare tactic--almost everyone with any minor anxiety feels this, but rarely is someone told this)
>consumes media non stop
>can't understand what is wrong with them
>likely to commit suicide
(lol, not even a diagnosis, just another scare tactic)
>fantasizes about the life they should/should have had
>Not Ugly and usually attractice
>abnormally large eyes
>usually has fucked up retarded looking hair
>lives in a different reality reguarly daydreaming

You can say this to anyone 18-35 give or take and get them to worry. Plus, to anyone in this thread who is talking about women: read As You Like it and Antony and Cleopatra

Is this based on someone you despise, other than yourself? Who hurt you, user?

Honestly I am doing this

I hope you all live good lives.

Oblomov by goncarov

Thank me later OP

Oblomov by Goncharov

What do you think about it?
I just began it, and saw the perfect thread to post it in

I think the main character perfectly captures the modern internet addicts who have lost all will to achieve something in real life.
He basically is a 19th century hikikomori-like figure.

The love affair is a bit too long drawn-out, though.

Would rate the book 8/10.

Anyone up to make Clinically Retarded Chad?

>tfw several girls hit on me in highschool and I was too retarded to get their hints

Who did this shit to me wtf

Dude even looks identical to me. Guess we've all finally found the archetype we conform to