ITT: Authors whose books you will never read

I bet you're a self-described "Nabokovian"

>Noam Chomsky
I love Noam but his books really aren't worthwhile

>Camus
Honestly someone try to CMV cuz The Stranger was trash

>Faucault, Baudrillard, really any of those fags

>Dickens
paid by the word? Yuck

Autobiographies, biographies, books written by politicians, books about dogs

they just got spares of that stuff laying around?

Pinker, Chomsky, Malcolm Gladwell, Sam Harris, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, Ann Coulter,
Fuck any politically themed or nu-religious/atheist writing in general

You add deGrasse Tyson, Michiu Kaku, and all the other pop scientists to that list

Dickens, The guy who wrote James bond probably, James Patterson, Louis L'amour, Jodi Picoult, anyone like that

Almost De-Botton tier

the bible

DAS RITE

because the chaldean-babylonian religious teachings and gnostic texts are the real thing

what the hell
how u do that

...

second viewing, id fuck her. but my god the toll those psychotropics have taken on her cns. could not breed with at all, kids guaranteed to be turbo spergs and infertile

im not reading any religious ramblings that claim to know the will of god in order to control the neanderthals that survived
sorry if that strikes a nerve boi

womyn, feminists, PoC, the LGBT, leftist ideologues, Pyrrhonians, kinfolk, nature-, material- and self-worshippers, Jewish sectarian milieus, Jacobites, communists, socialists, capitalists, supremacists, Hellfire Club members, Kekistan memers, Millennials, popular culture icons, playwrights, Romantics, modernists

his son is queer

Nice bait

you misspelled "faggot"

also, explains a lot

Dickens wasn't paid by the word though, he serialised his novels in literary journals. There's a massive difference. Useful comparison is HP Lovecraft, who WAS payed by the word, and thus uses way too many adjectives.

Tl;dr: Dickens is massive and you're an idiot for ignoring his work, start with Bleak House.

His son's engaged to a woman.