Sits down next to you at a bar

>Sits down next to you at a bar
>Orders a whiskey
>Drags his fingerless glove wearing hand through his hair
>Recives whiskey
>"Thanks bucko"
>Uses an old worn copy of "Story of the Eye" as an coaster
>Stares blankly off into the distance
>Takes a sip of whiskey and looks at you
>"Did you know that sex and death are the only two things worth writing about?"
What would you do?

only brainlets obsess with sex

>an coaster

ive read too many books that had sex in it

"Please don't speak to me."

I'd tell him to stfu and proceed to watch his channel on my phone

Cliff is kinda cringy and cute. I would hold his hand.

Squidward lookin ass

>stays home, leaving you alone at the bar

I'm just gonna start posting these so we don't have to do this again