I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand. I've been to Italy. I've been to France. I speak French. I've been to Spain. I've been to South America. I've been to Kenya. I've been to China. I backpacked across Europe. I prefer tea to coffee. I've been to Greece. I love Greek food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get breakfast. Sometimes I go to Barnes & Noble and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my MacBook. But I also love my MacBook Pro, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient Volvo that barely starts. The Matrix and Inception were the first movies in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the spoon you have to realize there is no spoon. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Your" and "You're"... "Your" and "You're". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
I am a Citizen of the World. I went to film camp. I've read Sartre. I've read Thomas Pynchon. I've read Ayn Rand...
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Is this the newest copypasta? I'm gonna see 5 variations on this by the end of the week
I am a Citizen of the Reich. I went to Hitler Youth meetings. I've read Nietzsche. I've read Sartre. I've read Faulkner. I've been to Bavaria. I've been to Czechoslovakia. I speak Czech. I've been to Poland. I've been to German East Africa. I've been to Congo. I've been to Japan. I backpacked across the Austrian Alps. I prefer beer to wine. I've been to Greece. I love Greek sea access. I'm a member of the party. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to hold a rally. Sometimes I go to beer halls and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of prime genetics. I love my Aryan heritage. But I also love my National Socialism, because it has the word "national", meaning German. I drive an ancient volkswagen that barely starts. The Weimar Republic and November Criminals were the first scandals in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I heil, no big deal. I think conventional greeting rules are stodgy, archaic. To gain some living room you must first realize there is none left here. Think outside the box. Dominate. Dominate and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "East" and "West" Germany... You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Berlin wall.
fuck off charls
Why the fuck would you pick Sartre and Faulkner? And East and West Germany is bad pick something else. "I love Greek sea access" and "because it has the word national meaning German" are amusing, so you have something of value there. Fix it.
watch collegecunts
I see london I see france I see ladies's underpants
I am a Citizen of the Holy Land. I studied Accounting. I've read the Torah. I've read the Bible. I've read the Qu'ran. I've been to Jerusalem. I've been to Tel Aviv. I speak Hebrew. I've been to Haifa. I've been to Beersheba. I've been to Ashdod. I've been to Nazareth. I backpacked across Israel. I prefer shawarma to hummus. I've been to Palestine. I love Palestinian food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get bagels. Sometimes I go to the menorah shoppe and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of chutzpah. I love my Jewishness. But I also love my fat circumcised cock, because it has the word "fat" on it, short for fatwa. I drive an ancient camel that barely starts. The Arab-Israeli Conflict and Second Intifada were the first conflicts in the last 20 years that made me really think. And yeah I don't follow any laws in the Torah, no big deal. I think conventional Torah laws are stodgy, archaic. To shmear the schmutz you have to realize there is no schmutz. Think outside the box. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "oi vey" and "oi vay"... "oi vey" and "oi vay". Oi vey, you're a fucking shmuck. Get the fuck off my Israeli-Palestinian border.
What is this citizen of the world stuff, I have traveled the world and I feel like I belong nowhere and I don't mean that in the sense that I hate my small hometown or something, I just don't have a small hometown and most of America makes me feel inhuman unless I'm with people. I'm certain most people actually feel this way while they claim the opposite.
That part was genius. Sad they became complete retards.
>Get the fuck off my Facebook wall.
Stopped reading right there
How did they become complete retards?
Compare their 2011-2014 videos to everything they did after.
>right there
Noice.
Full of antinomies but I love it
I am a Citizen of the U S of A. I went to the Superbowl. I've read the McDonald menu. I've read KFC menu. I've read Chuck E. Cheese menu. I've been to Texas. I've been to New York. I speak Bronx. I've been to Florida. I've been to New Mexico. I've been to Michigan. I've been to California. I backpacked across my suburb. I prefer Israel to Palestine. I've been to Taco bell. I love Mexican food. I'm a foodie. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to get a snack. Sometimes I go to Wendy's and lose track of the time. The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of fat. I love my Mac Chicken. But I also love my Mac Chickenburger, because it has the word "burger" on it, short for hamburger. I drive an ancient Ford that barely starts. The Iraq war and the Syrian war were the first wars in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I vote, no big deal. I think conventional voting rules are stodgy, archaic. To bend the elect the president you have to realize that every vote matters. Think outside the box. U S A. U S A and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "White" and "Muhammad"... "White" and "Muhammad". You're a fucking subhuman. Get the fuck off my border wall.
Smart move, since that's the end of the post.
>not get the fuck of my Wall of Grief
what a missed opportunity
I am a Citizen of the Res publica Populi Romani. I went to castrum. I've read Homer. I've read Virgil. I've read Lucan. I've been to Alpes Cottiae. I've been to Aegyptus. I read ancient hieroglyphics. I've been to Iudaea. I've been to Gallia Lugdunensis. I've been to Cappadocia. I've been to Germania Minor. I backpacked across the World. I prefer fava beans to wheat. I've been to Greece. I love corinthian ephebes. I'm a ephebophiliac. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to sodomize my little ephebe with no body hair. Sometimes I go to gymnasium and lose track of the time. The barbarian people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor. I love my nubian slave. But I also love my nubian slave PRO, because it has the word "pro" on it, short for prolapse. I drive an ancient chairot that barely curves. The Tibullus'elegies and Sappho' lyric poems were the first writings in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I paint, no big deal. I think conventional painting rules are stodgy, archaic. To sacrifice the fox you have to realize the tail of the fox is on fire. Think outside the taverna. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "Volo" and "Nolo"... "Volo" and "Nolo". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Pompeian wall.
yo dude, charls is definitely Veeky Forums but yeah fuck off, this place doesn't need obvious MDE posts.
it's true. Sam is a loser, all the talent and wit came from the other friends.
>noice
wew
Who are you people referring to?
OP comes from this video called "College Cunts" by Million Dollar Extreme.
I am a Citizen of The Zone. I went to castrum. I've read Peantus. I've read Joyce. I've watched Duck Soup. I've been to Shambala. I've been to Vheissu. I read ancient pulp novels. I've been to Southern California. I've been to Appalachia. I've been to Tristão da Cunha. I've been to Dachau. I backpacked across the Mason-Dixon line. I prefer bananas to wheat. I've been to Iceland. I love dank weed. I'm a luddite. I'm always on the look out for a great little place to have a nice old pie war. Sometimes I go to London's underground during a rocket strike and lose track of the time. The weird people that I've met said that I have a lot of easily tuneable wavelenghts. I love my herero lover. But I also love my schwarzkommando PRO, because it has a death drive on it, short for "the sudden realization you're no longer a part of humanity, but a curiosity". I drive an ancient zeppelin that barely transposes dimensions. Lolita and 9/11 truther blogs were the first writings in the last 10 years that made me really think. And yeah I pastiche, no big deal. I think conventional wertern is fatalistic, inhumane. To escape the futile vaccuum of postmodernity you have to redeem the victims of history. Think outside the 3-act narrative structure. Coexist. Coexist and one more thing. If you don't know the difference "The Dodo" and "The Human Being"... "Dodo" and "Human". You're a fucking idiot. Get the fuck off my Underground Mail Service.
best one
FUCK you're right I should have said Wailing Wall
killing myself rn