Porn for Veeky Forumsizens...

Porn for Veeky Forumsizens? My wife wants mainly pride and prejudice or Shakespeare themed stuff but anything Veeky Forums would do. Suggestions? What kind of Veeky Forums porn do you watch?

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I usually masturbate on the sight of abstract paintings--mostly Miro's--and construe them in such they reach for my phallus

Porn is the cancer of the mind and soul. If I could have but one wish for the world, it would be for a freely available anaphrodisiac which actually worked without horrible side effects.

Veeky Forums is a nofap board. Please leave.

You guys are a bunch of prude losers I swear.

I jerk it to NTR on sadpanda and laugh at all the contrived cliche situations

Hey, OP's wife: What business do you have getting so tubby?

You think he wants to fuck a fatass? Just because you're married, because you've accomplished the peak of what YOU want out of a relationship, you think his standards vanish too? You think he doesn't want to enjoy fucking you?

Why don't you lose a little bit of fucking weight before you simply get used to it, and he gets used to never finding you attractive again, and starts looking at other women? Why not actually put some effort in for the man you supposedly love, and making yourself hot for him?

He'll tell you he doesn't mind the extra chub, he'll handwave it away as normal. You're going through a stressful time! You're starting to exercise again! It's perfectly okay. HE'S LYING. LOSE THE FUCKING WEIGHT!

Who hurt you, user?

What?

Have some ShindoL kino
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meant to reply to my bad ;*

Oh thank goodness, I thought you were seriously implying I needed to be mentally damaged to laugh at the hilarious situations of porn

Emergence is the patrician doujin

Run. While there's still time.

>a bunch of prude losers
just trying to be active in a world becoming rapidly less so due to the millions who'd rather sit around, gaze at arrogant persons larping pleasure while jerking off. No need to kys, yad.

I masturbate exclusively to not-entirely-truthful parts of my diary desu.

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>my wife wants porn
>I'm going to provide it
Are you a literal cuckold?

>Numbing the mind, he opened up his laptop next to him and pulled up pornhub in order to watch Amy Brooke's anus prolapse after a giant squirt.

This is how I ended a short story, so I suggest you watch Amy Brooke's anus prolapse after a giant squirt. You really shouldn't watch porn thoughZ

this world is too much for me

Wheeler is unironically one of my favorite country musicians right now.

I like to watch porn, but during it my mind just drifts and I use the people in it to create a romantic backstory for them, how they met, how they feel. Depending on how lonely I am I make them really lovey dovey. I feel almost loved that way, it's usually then that I cum.

>Wife watching porn makes you a cuckold
Are you a literal retard?

It starts with porn, then she starts watching stuff with big dicks, then interracial, and then cuckshit and then all of a sudden she gets the gold mine and you get the shaft.

>blocks your path

I masturbate to memories of previous sexual encounters. If that doesn't do it for me, it's because I don't need sexual release, and I abstain.

Willfully putting yourself in a skinner box that rewards you for watching other people have sex is pretty fucking dumb. It is no doubt the reason for the recent explosion of cuckold style pornography. Subverting one of the most dynamic drives, libido, to one of passive spectation instead of active engagement is going to have behavioral consequences. And it really does. Just look at this place, and its hordes people suffering from porn-induced autism and onlooker syndrome.

I mean fuck, just look at this guy - sorry for using you as an example, but seriously, quit the porn. It really helps.

It helps to remember the etymology of porn- h pornh: a thing bought or sold. Don't buy in to what generations of men have been able to accomplish with their own brains. DIY. Probably aids in the forestalling of Alzheimers too!

t. blackpilled incel

>a Jerry Reed reference on Veeky Forums
I never thought I'd see the day

I don't like porn in general because it focuses too much on genitals and not the face. Good porn is hard to find.

Does this for a reason. The faces are generally either empty or stupidly arrogant. Huge turn-off.

Hysterical literature and beautiful agony my man

There is room for masturbation in a fullfilled life. Xconfessions would be what I’d recommend in your case, user.

It's a relief to see that other people do this too.

Thanks, user. Appreciated.

Any books or doujin like this?

> masturbating to media other than the written word

Lolita is a good one if you like that kind of thing

See, the interesting thing here is that you conflate pornography with masturbation without realizing it, which many, many people do. To some, masturbation without pornography, which was par for the course for humanity for millennia, is a totally alien concept. And this very alienation goes to show just normalized pornography is, and how profoundly it is shaping human sexuality.

I'm really happy I quit it before VR porn hit the mainstream markets.

Porn can certainly promote a type of obsessive and destructive behaviour, but I believe one can hold a balanced and healthy relationship with porn. Just as with anything in life.

The act of using porn as part of the experience of masturbation isn’t inherently bad, the same being true regarding the e use of lube or toys.

I don't read them myself, but there are a multitude of sexually charged Pride and Prejudice books out there. Since the book and characters are in the public domain, ANY idiot with a keyboard can write a porn starring them. I think I'll do it myself.