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>Chapter 1
>Talking snake
People DIED over this shit
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Lincoln Ross
Elijah Nguyen
inb4 centuries long violent schism between exegesis and literalism
Alexander Lopez
itssssss sssssymbolic
Brody Myers
Seriously try to imagine how mind blowing these narrative inventions were before everyone was corrupted. Honestly I can really understand why people killed each other over these stories.
William Fisher
You're just gonna crosspost and shitpost all day aren't you faggot?
Take it to Veeky Forums next or something?
Jonathan Flores
>Muh hermeneutics
Kys
Dominic King
Who is killing people over the story of the garden?
Oliver Campbell
The serpent, the subtlest of all the beasts of the field, had observed with interest the humans’ sexual intercourse in Paradise. He saw that Adam calmly willed his penis to stiffen and then gently inserted it into Eve’s vulva. The act caught his attention in part because he thought that Eve was extraordinarily beautiful and in part because he had already noted a certain resemblance between Adam’s penis and his own body, which he could also harden or soften at will. One day, he approached Eve—Adam was away surveying a different part of the garden—and proposed that he stiffen his body and enter her, as Adam did. Lacking any knowledge of good or evil, Eve gladly consented. The snake made himself hard and penetrated the woman, moving his head this way and that to see what might be of interest. But it was dark inside and, after a while, concluding that Eve was more beautiful without than within, he withdrew. Eve, however, had experienced something intensely pleasurable, and she determined that when Adam returned she would teach him how to imitate what the snake had done.
Levi Rogers
>chapter 1
try again reprob8
Jose Campbell
It was possessed by the devil.