/bookshelf rate/

/bookshelf rate/

thats a nice ho. but the face is what really decides whether she's hot. so post it today

based willy vollman

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>she

Who is she?

>DFW and Pynchmeister in the very central area of the image
to this day I can't believe that this wasn't made just to trigger Veeky Forums

>stacking your books

Do you think it would be weird to call a hooker over to pose in front of my bookshelf? Do they even let you take pictures?
Would I have to fuck her afterwards to not seem like a creep?

Nah not at all, as long as you pay her twice the going rate and you don't show her face I'm sure she won't mind. Why do you ask?

T-the idea of it turns me on

Your curtains look like they came straight out of a rugrats episode

>iq84
fucking pleb lel

i hope she makes fun of your books

That would make it even better desu

I like to imagine that these shitposters are bringing this board closer to a putrid, anti-intellectual shithole day by day to incite moderator action and ultimately improve it.

where the fuck's the dick

>she
cmon bud

women have penises too

Something freudian about the idea that women can have penises, and why manchildren are the most avid supporters of the idea.

>expecting mods/janitors to do anything but encourage shitposting

she's post op

Disgusting, just a shit version of an actual female.

Wow. Some good stuff in there.

Literally shit taste and a shit body

>post-op
>she
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