Mom only reads romance novels and murder mysteries

>pa only reads beer bottles

Then you know she is also fapping while reading it.

The tweeeest? I stopped reading thrillers after reading one where the asylum escapee schizophrenic who seriously busts a nut on a dead animal he runs across turns out to be the good guy, and the villain is actually the "too-perfect" hubby.

Fyi James Patterson books are confirmed for the most lowbrow fiction out there
>in prison
>half the inmates clamoring for James Patterson books because they require no thought
>other half can't even read
Kek

>Dad tells you Steinbeck is the best author ever, and tries to get you to read East of Eden.

>busts a nut on a dead animal he runs across
He did literally nothing wrong.

>Dad reads classic sci-fi

>mom is a women
shig

>Dad and I got each other typee for Christmas

>Mom got me a Gaddis for Christmas, I got her a Calvino

family life is still fucked but at least we read

He READS the bottles? What a faggot.

>give parents books for christmas each year
>they never read any of them
>they keep listening to audio books
hmm

Dad unironically began IJ.
Mom read a lot and is patrician but her brain got mashed by tv and facebook.

Sorry for your loss.
I hope your mom is okay too

Should also add grandma majored German literature in 60s and grandpa read the entire Churchill's World War II few times.
All grandparents + mom and uncle had a college degree.

>tfw i'm the only brainlet in my family

Don’t worry, user, they know

>mom only reads those clickbait-y leadership and managements books like Good to Great
>dad only reads sheet music
I'm okay with this.

literally thousands of books in my parents house. mainly classics, sciences and otherwise decent stuff. leatherbound tolstoy, chekov, paperback nabokov.
the colin dexter collection is probably the most embarrassing thing there but that was a gift from someone, they don't want it there.

>mom read Nietzsche once