Boyfriend wants me to read one of his favourite books

>boyfriend wants me to read one of his favourite books
>it's a 1000 page plotless doorstopper about men having pointless philosophical discussions
>tfw have to pretend to like it or else he'll start ranting about how women can't understand literature again

you're just mad cuz he'd be right. i kno u women.

Why are women such cucks?

inferiority complex.

drop it on the table in front of him and call him a pseud, then ignore him for the rest of the evening. he'll straighten right the fuck up.

but seriously, if you're not memeing, just dump him.

you don't deserve him rostie

Cucks are the lowest form of life, but they upload the most quality amateur porn.

They still should rot in hell

what book?

Oh my god it's Atlas Shrugged

RUN

When people strongly recommend some garbage book, I just listen to the audiobook.

You dont need to read it if you feel you re wasting your time. i mean if sex is great you dont need to please him reading a 1k pages book. get some self respect girl. Also girls playing dumb is kind of sexy, let him think you are dumb, only the dumb guys believe it, its sexy either way.

which book, babe?

are you a fucking faggot or something
>memeing
yep you sure are

I want you to know that I'm rolling my eyes

post bobs and vagene

Karamazov Brothers

The KJV Bible :|

Moby Dick

bah. women. just read the damn thing you plebeian twat.

The Man Without Qualities

Lotr

Gravfinite Ulyjestbow

Plato: Complete Works

Way of Kings

haha yeah youre boyfriend blows you should date me instead

Mems aside. That book is actually really good

>philosophical discussions
ey bb, your bf seems like a didacticist cuck, dump him and suck on deez aesthetist nuts instead

Shakespeare: Complete works

>about men having pointless philosophical discussions
kek if only. My boyfriend is really into Chronicles of Nick because he read it as a kid or some shit

3000 of social conditioning to believe they have to please men

Bible

clearly its not working

Why would you want your gf to read literature?

>Chronicles of Nick
>The series is about a teenage boy named Nick Gautier,[2] the son of a powerful demon.[3]
Jesus Christ, how old is he?

If you read something because I told you so I'd ditch your potentially sweet ass. Have your own passions, cuckquean.

>I can't understand literature
>don't want to be told I don't understand literature

Luckily you will never find yourself in a position where you have a gf

One year and seven months strong ;*

>implying this is not bait

Book reading is an enjoyment that you choose for yourself. You can't be forced to read. Your relationship is rather immature or you are actually immature because you are teenagers.

Ugh, men.

Hypersphere

First one I thought about. German authors seem to really like doing that kind of stuff, and since I have some pretty bad Stockholm syndrome I love it now as well

But Atlas Shrugged was pretty good

Just dump him and find an alpha. You don't need that BETA NERD in your life.

Sweetie, if it's not one of the following books then start planning your breakup with him:
>Ulysses
>In Search of Lost Time (marry him if this book, but refuse a pre-enup because he's likely from a rich family to be able to relate to Marcel for all 6-7 volumes)
>Moby Dick
>Anna Karenina
>Shakespeare's complete
>War & Peace
>Morrissey autobiography
>Brothers Karamazov
>Divine Comedy

You can add Way of Kings to that list

>white man
>americans think that is white
oh my

>男友想讓我讀他最喜歡的書一個
>這是關於男性1000頁無情節doorstopper有沒有意義的哲學討論
>聯隊不得不假裝喜歡它,否則他將開始咆哮如何女人不能重新認識文學
//
>男友想让我读他最喜欢的书一个
>这是关于男性1000页无情节doorstopper有没有意义的哲学讨论
>联队不得不假装喜欢它,否则他将开始咆哮如何女人不能重新认识文学

>that list
>no Middlemarch
>not a single Dickens novel
nigga you gay

I would not marry a woman unless she had read and enjoyed Anna Karenina.

ayy girl u wanna take this BBC??

underrated post

>girlfriend wants me to read one of her favorite books
>it's not real because my girlfriend is not real
>tfw

R-r-r-r-roasted!

Infinite Jest

Infignit jest :DD

I feel sorry for your boyfriend. I hope he finds someone better.

The Stranger.

you're free to read whatever you want and not that stupid bitch's favourite books

>>women can't understand literature
point made

Listen little baby, you're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that aint what I'm about.

You're perfect the way you are. You hear me, sugar? Perfect. You deserve everything and anything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>MFW thinking about you hurting

27. What makes it worse is that its a spin off about a character from women's romance books, the type with possessive vampires and "tough as nail" normal women who can shush 1000s year old demi humans with a look

pick a waifu that reads and read her fav books

Harry Potter

I'd rent you just to talk to me like that lol

kek

>counting the months

Holy shit lol

And why do you know what's this shit all about?

>he could have just said "a year and a half"

Because they lack the superior form of a penis.

Easy bait is best bait

Stephen King's IT

>gf of 2 years asks what im reading
>asks me to read it to her
>bashfully agree
>gf falls asleep on me
im not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing. Its happened multiple times now. On the one hand its pretty cute but on the other hand i cant help but feel a little wounded.

She fell asleep dreaming about me giving her the dick

My diary

goodreads reviews and I read first 2 books

...

That girl is so pretty and nice!

It's probably going to be some Sam Harris book lmao

Literally sleep with her. Depending on the time of day when you wake up, offer a second attempt, with some coffee.

Diary of a wimpy kid

That book is great though

>Morrissey autobiography
Btfo posuid

>Hey- Babe wake up, you're gonna miss the Force and Understanding section! This part is really important for defining the constant movement of transition between Perception’s universal medium as negative unity and its multiplicity of independent matters

Lolita

you don't know how to make a proper blowjob, amirite?

Can I have your boyfriend? I love reading, and finding a guy who likes to read proper books is hard. Sounds like he's too good for you.

>implying women being submissive to men is from social conditioning

Let us talk about something way more important than OP’s problem.
That way more important thing is:
>tfw no gf

Not as bad as the feeling of having no friends or bf.

I don’t have friends either.

/thread

Dune

Legend of the 8 Elemental Masters

Fking fat as shit wth, mate

> About Men
> Atlas Shrugged
Pick one.

>Cucks are the lowest form of life
>they upload the most quality amateur porn.

wut

don't worry gal, you can finish that one in a short afternoon

tell him you'll read it if he reads it.

my diary desu

it's shit. read it and tell him it's shit.