Average age on Veeky Forums is 19

>average age on Veeky Forums is 19
>board is heavily liberal and Marxist

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>telling lies badly

You're not wrong.

>/pol/'s average IQ is 94
>board is heavily fascist and christian

>>average age on Veeky Forums is 19
True
>>board is heavily [...] Marxist
I wish

Bureaucracy is the price we pay for impartiality.

Yeah, all these liberal cuck soyboy bugmen goy zogs need to read up on the Anne Coultier books and the Dangerous Milo boys. Gotta take the red suppository up their gapping bootyholes and maybe they'll turn into productive members of society.

Post of the year -nay- dare I say, of the century

>it’s another board comes to shit on lit based on reputation without lurking episode
This board is so much nicer and more spiritually consoling and invigorating for christcucks than either /pol/ or /christian/ or whatever are desu. Dirty dens of misanthropy.
By their fruits you shall know them.

Got any sources, bud?

/leftypol/ split off from this board couple years ago, they might be more your speed. Bye bye!

Are you having an aneurysm? What is this spergrage meltdown supposed to mean?

>Are you having an aneurysm? What is this spergrage meltdown supposed to mean?
I dunno, I just kinda smashed buzzwords together.

>This board is so much nicer and more spiritually consoling and invigorating for christcucks than either /pol/ or /christian/ or whatever are desu.
>Veeky Forums is nicer than /christian/ for christians
what the fuck did I just read

Wew, good one, OP. Pretty obvious that this place has degraded to /pol/ level retardation for a while now

Half the words in your weird angry frothing-at-the-mouth diatribe are misspelled, and the other half is web lingo you've memorized to own the chuds le epic style. I've never heard them used here, and they apparently get lots of use on reddit, so perhaps you should fuck off back there?

>This place was good before XYZ
So sick of this shit. Every board has like a dozen core threads and then maybe 20 shill/slide topics with current affairs peppered in. This formula hasn't changed in at least the decade I've been browsing.

Further proofs than /pol/ is just a Reddit outpost at this point.

I just saw them here on Veeky Forums used by the other shitters.

And, concurrently, that you autistically memorize and document their weird memes so you can break down about it?

>ajit_hello_fellow_kids.png
Pretty sure that's /also/ a reddit meme. You're not putting up a very good act with your le meme images and le meme phrases, desu.

The only anti-Marxists worth listening to are ex-Marxists. David Horowitz notwithstanding.

What the fuck are you talking about

Oh sorry massa, I didn't know I wasn't conforming to your standards enough, please don't whip me no mo, I'll be a good boi

you clueless sperg. You'd think one would remember the massive gibberish fit they threw in the middle of the thread, unprovoked.

>American hours on Veeky Forums
thanks for reminding me i could be reading right now

hahahahahahhahahaha

Am I the only one who realized this post was a joke?

>implying either of these statements are true.

Apparently. For a board focused around literature, a lot of anons sure don't have skills in inference. I thought it would've been obvious after "I just smashed buzzwords together"

>implying they're not

Get the fuck off my board, you newfag casual.

You shouldn’t have bothered explaining it. Joke posts like that must remain anonymous. It’s part of their magic. They do not need justification.

Its factual. No one over 20 even posts here.

>You shouldn’t have bothered explaining it.
Apparently not, lesson learned that's for sure.

I'm 21

I'm 31.

>admitting to being a wizard who spends his free time shitposting with teenagers on the literature board of an online Indonesian paper origami trading platform

Okay? When you enter a reply and get one reply back, you assume the continuity of a conversation. Your autism is massively showing.

>liberal and Marxist
These are contradictory, you moron.

I'm highway 41
youtu.be/-AGmmlOq2SY

Lots of fascists like me here.

I'm and I always realized it was facetious, retard. Doesn't make it any less spergy, and doesn't make having a buzzword-addled tantrum to own the /pol/tards any less embarrassing.

I'm 900,000 tons of steel
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m_ZAyEgFsg

If I left this site I'd lose my grip on the cutting edge of culture. I'm a writer, so it's useful to me to keep up to date.

Go away buzzfeed

>Grateful Dead
I'm a roving gambler
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I'm every bicycle in Beijing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHQG6-DojVw

I wouldn't say most people here are Marxists. They just don't know what they're talking about and they don't read anything about economics so their opinions are based on a lot of misconceptions.

for every 100 anons that get the joke, there's 10 anons who read it unironically and 1 user who decides it's their personal opinion now.
repeat for a few years and then you have a critical mass of people who are many layers removed from the joke, and actually think that kind of shit is their ideology. that's how you get /pol/.
shitposting like that is actually slowly choking off the individual """"culture""" of each board and replacing everything with a stinking pile of monoculture reactionism.

19yo marxist reporting in
what do I win?

>there has never been a single 19 year old on Earth who has read Capital in its entirety

you know i'm crazy but i ain't real dumb
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>all these commies saying how Veeky Forums isn’t full of commies
Truly the most disgusting ‘people’ on Earth. Wherever they go they must subvert.

I am a highwayman
youtu.be/aFkcAH-m9W0

I feel bad for you.

I said Stand or Deliver
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Who else humanities grad student here that formerly was a brainwashed Marxist? I still appreciate some theory but damn it's like a switch flipped in my head and the nagging voice of doubt that had been lurking in the back of my mind brutally annihilated my youthful idealism (towards the end I had become one of those psuedoSartrean misanthropic kind of Marxists anyway)

>19
>Liberal and Marxist
What did you expect? The younger generation do not have a developed concept of the past to draw from, and they only think in terms of the present and future (i.e. things and and we need to change that).

>he thinks old people don't talk like teenagers online

If Veeky Forums is still here in 10 more years, I'll still be here, and so will you.

What morons. They should just give up all hope like the rest of us.

I didn't know 'heavily liberal and marxist' meant 'there are a few people who post about marx without immediately dismissing everything he wrote'

The problem with Marxism is that it exists in nineteenth century thought as a fish exists in water; that is, it ceases to breathe anywhere else.

If you seriously don't dismiss everything he wrote you don't belong here. Capitalism is a system for men not soyboys

>"anime girls made me christian"

Jesus fucking christ I feel dumber and poorer already.

I do agree with some of Marx's criticisms on Capitalism, namely commodity fetishism, but his solutions to it are pants-on-head retarded. Capitalism and Communism are just two sides of the same materialist coin.

Its called a cartoon when its made by westerners

Anarchists hate tankies. Anarchists don't kill in the millions, we kill specific targets.
You have no clue what you're talking about, go back to /pol/.

>the boomer cuck pledge
surprised there isn't a point about defending Israel

No serious right-winger/reactionary supports capitalism. You can support a market-based economy, but capitalism has certain tenets that make it the antithesis of what a reactionary seeks in an economic system, such as the destruction of traditional industries and the charging of interests.

one >(you)

The archetypal soyboy only seems to emerge in the 20th century as capitalism is becoming universal. Capitalism, so far, is the only system capable of supporting such a lifestyle for the majority of people. Your pic related belongs to the same (soyboy) class, but has been taken on a specific form of slave morality ("work ethics") which leads him to go against the emaciated twentysomething lifestyle. He lives among the very IKEA-furniture-owning pill-addled college students who you despise.

You’re a fucking middle-class LARPer, mate. Stop embarrassing yourself.

Wrong and wrong. Consider suicide alt-right retard.

This. Nowadays, Capitalism is just a code word for globalization.

weimerica on tw lmao

by virtue of being mostly male and white, pol's average IQ is at least 105

fuck off how did you know i'm 19
i get that i'm stupid and useless but what am i supposed to do, freeze myself until i'm older? probably everything i do i do wrong but at least i'm doing

Communism and Anarchism is the same thing

>pol
>mostly white

Communism is literally globalization

Start with the Greeks.

not how stats work champ. You think a special needs class in an all boys school in norway has an IQ of 105?

As a Christcuck I abso-fucking-lutely agree.

stop doxxing pol

Yeah? You’ve killed many people, Mr Cool Anarchist? You’re LARPing. You’re a loser who furiously types ‘alt-right!’ and ‘go back to /pol/!’ whenever someone says something you don’t like. You’re a faggot. I’m done with this board. I’m so unbelievably sick of your kind shitting up every single fucking thread. You’re a tourist. Don’t bother coming up with a le epic xD burn reply because I won’t read it. Best of luck to any user that sees this who actually reads books and isn’t a cringy teenager; thanks for all the laughs and recommendations over the years. I’ll be sticking to Veeky Forums and /out/ from now on.

I haven't, at least not directly and even then no more than you.
I've been on Veeky Forums much much longer than you.
Yes, please leave capitalist scum. I read much more than you. I'm also fucking 30 next week.

Holy shit guys was an obvious joke. One of you called them a spurg and honestly if you're that terrible at reading sarcasm you ought to find a better outlet for your frustrations that projecting on anons on Veeky Forums.

T I M E O

/pol/ is a hispanic board

I had expectations that this thread might have actually been productive but after reading half way through I've lost hope for this community as a whole.