"Woman, what have I to do with thee?"

Was he a homo?

He was an ascetic. It's not a popular concept now a days.

Why is the real Jesus so much more compelling and inspiring than the hippy Jesus most people believe in today?

>was he homo
No, he was logos incarnate and possessed by superhuman compassion. Scumbag unrepentant stiff-necked hebrews btfo.

Throughout history, how many "ascetics" have used asceticism to justify their ascetic status?

because the people of 1968 ruined everything for us

can i be an ascetic if i fuck my gf and smoke once in a while? I also watch porn on a semi-regular basis.

Affirmations only, please.

Boomers gonna boom

yes, you can be ascetic of giving a fuck

Well, technically the doctrine of omnipresence means he's been in every orifice of every person who's ever lived