Will I finally get a gf, lads?

Will I finally get a gf, lads?

Lol no

>kendrick and tyler
don't bother

You ruined it

no

Yes, go stock up on condoms OP

Nailed it

Only if you're a negro

Her pussy is watering already op

Aw I think that's so good. If she likes rap she'll have an appreciation for poetry OP, good call.

Eros is such a useful poetic word

This, her music proves it. If not she'll cheat on you with one.

She's making a spongebob reference if you cunts couldn't tell and you responded with pretentious poetry and pseudo-eloquence.
My guess is no.

Ugly dough face desu

A Spongebob poem might actually have been charming, as that's what she was referencing.

Thanks Desu. That is what I was thinking

It was supposed to be a joke you shylocke

>It was supposed to be a joke you shylocke
if you recognized the reference you should have indicated that in your joke response
This guy gets it.

I did get the reference but spongebob doesn't interest me.

you two probably aren't compatible then user.

Wasn't eros gay and cupid straight?

>deliberately sabotaging your chances with a woman to impress a bunch of loser strangers online

Nice going budd

If tinder has taught me anything, it's that women have terrible taste in music. Although, I did once match with a girl who had her anthem be a NMH song from On Avery Island and not ITAOTS. I was in love for about a week before we met and I realized she laughed like Diane from Cheers and never texted her again.

You don't date too many women, right?

>she laughed like Diane from Cheers and never texted her again.
oh fuck, dodged a bullet there

>hates bad taste
>loves hipster folk

nigga have you ever watched cheers?

>from On Avery Island and not ITAOTS.
That's called a contrarian

>If tinder has taught me anything, it's that women have terrible taste in music.

You mustn't had sisters growing up because I knew this for a long time

fuck you diane is best girl

Post follow-up, user.

Me and a couple of friends are quite curious here

There has been no followup :(
I will post her reply if there is one. Why can't I just be a normie?

Nice "team" you have there, UF fag

I have a hypothesis that this is the ultimate tinder opener:
>do you believe in love at first sight?

You didn't even write a grammatical sentence, user. Please.

>Implying i would go to college

AAAB, very patrician rhyme scheme

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