Shitpost on lit

>shitpost on lit
>don't even read

>shitpost on lit
>only book i have ever read was a song of fire

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>can't even write

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>thought it was Veeky Forums
>im that illiterate

>shitpost on lit
>didn't graduate HS or College
>didn't even major in lit or phil

i'll kick your ass

>*can’t even read

>*wont even read

>needn't even read

*cand'n't ever read

>didn't major in phil and lit dueling

>I'm am dont can have even read

>mustn't even can't do read

>is not have am feel to read

>n't even readn't on to read

>aren't even do can't even didst read*

>didn't even memen't me'n to read

>Mock people for not speaking 3 languages
>Can barely speak English well

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Unironically enjoyed Gorilla Mindset

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>it's actually a femanon

hate the whole lot of you tbqhwy ...not even joking.

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>it's a /tv/ meme

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>it's a low quality clickbait

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>webcam turns on by itself

sauce

God is watching.

me

no me

>shitpost on lit
>it's actually good prose

>Always listen to Rogan's podcast instead of reading
>used to watch Hitchens on YT and pretend that was me Hitchslapping my opponents
>Replaced Hitchens with Dr. Peterson
>Now pretend to be a Christian because it's the most contrarian position

>Was making that exact face and hand gesture as I was browsing the catalog

> harry potter
> weirdly shaped, thin, stubby toes

right, ok. alright.

get off my board.

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>unironically thinks Borges is a good writer