Confess

That friend could be me or anyone else really.

>He doesn't talk about being gay all the time
Terrifying, the idea that I could interact with a homosexual without even knowing he was a sodomite. I wish we could require identification for degenerates.

I'm lost, I take it out on my mother and I hate my father. I hate myself and I don't feel love for anyone

I flag all Oxford threads

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.

Hey, just the guy I needed to talk to. My soil is pretty bad for growing, so can I have your dirt?

I read a 4-book series written for 9 year olds. It was the most enjoyment I've had reading in literally years. Hold me.

I’m going to force myself to read the iliad not because I want to but because I’ve fallen for the start with the Greeks meme.

I liked the Odyssey much more

Forgive me, father. I moved to a third world country and took a job teaching English as a foreign language. I had a beautiful 15yo girl in one of my General English evening classes. She was privately educated and bright for her age. We started talking on messenger 24/7. She was the first one to admit that she was falling in love. I moved into an apartment near to hers so it was easy to sneak and we didn't have to keep risking it in empty classrooms. Because absolutely enchanted by this girl. By the time she turned 17, it was like our hearts and souls had been joined for years. She casually strolls into our apartment, and it's like we're married. She still hasn't turned 18 yet tho. Just for fun, she says, "light of my life, fire of my Loins. My Sin. My soul," and quotes Lolita. Forgive me father, but it's not just lust. There is a lot of lust, but I really can feel this girl in my heart

you can have all of it, but I'd just let you down, make you hurt, etc.

Well that's fine as long as the corn grows, thanks.

My name's not Crock, it's Krock with a K

My gf of three years won’t have sex with me because she’s afraid of the pain it causes her now or that’s what she says. Every time I try to her in the mood with making out she just starts blowing me and dodged the question when I ask her about it

do you sleep in the same bed? You know you can get numbing condoms these days, right? Just wear it inside out, friend.

I masturbated to lesbian POV and a man getting butt licked by a woman.

Yes we sleep in the same bed. I’ll try something like that but condoms kinda make my dick rash up

I'm addicted to heroin and I can't quit. The withdrawals never seem to end and I'm an anxious ball of craving and depression even weeks later. I've managed to keep it a secret so far, but my boss is getting tired of me having so many sick days.

i fukn shulda helpd moar.

You know. Writing out for 30 minutes in the most brutal thought-provoking fashion I can and yet it just could have as easily been boiled down to this so what is the point? I feel as though I tap into my very soul but can boil anything down into a complete shitpost. Is it that I can't find value? What am I missing? God damn it.

Get her checked for endometriosis. My girl has it. It's a major strain. But that's life. Or maybe your dick is too big. Who knows?

Jun Fourteenth, Nineteen-Eighty-Eight... what was that all about?

youtube.com/watch?v=4wwXphbJNBo

I stopped taking my pills

I haven't read books in half a year

I pretend to be other people on the internet.

I drink green tea and made a funny photo of my cat in an attempt to seem like a soyboy

When I first found lit a year ago for a while I thought Ulysses was the author and Joyce was the novel title

For 4 years I read almost only science fiction (like 60 books). Some of them were pretty good (roadside picnic, solaris, do androids..., etc) but others meh

I drop books halfway through or near the end, cause I get bored.

I havnt eaten great food in a while. I want to.

I want to fuck my cousin.

I made pic related

me too buddy
books to help with that?

I hope you catch AIDS

Post it faggot

i still read fanfiction, and have for years now.

i borrowed my brothers Kindle just so I could pirate and read Dennis Lehane's books. I don't know what's the worst part of it, bu I feel shame.

I have smole pener

I squeezed my ballsack when I was taking a piss as a child because I thought pee was stored in the balls

I used to read a lot in middle school/early high school but I haven't actually read a book since then.

Once I year I re-read a couple of shitty fantasy books but that doesn't really count because I've read them enough times it's just me semi-skimming them.

Prime specimen right here

I once jacked-off my cat out of curiosity. He just sort of lay there looking at me.

About 80% of what I read is either science fiction or fantasy. I regret nothing.

Abarat?

I sold my soul to STEM because I know I don’t have the talent or social skills for a literature-related job.

>I once jacked-off my cat out of curiosity
youtube.com/watch?v=Qea04SRtT3s

I like the books of Jehovah's Witnesses.

same

I wrote something really shitty thinking it was good. Luckily Veeky Forums eviscerated it, absolving me of my sins. Thank you, but I still beg for forgiveness.

I like to wach Better Than Food. It's super comfy to wach Cliff late at night before i fall asleep.

I'm afraid that I will never stop watching porn. I'm afraid that theought the years I rewired my brain to such a degree that it has become the greatest source of pleasure for it. Not the only source, but definetly grandest of them all, I fear that disgust I feel towards myself while I watch it has become another tiny afrodisiac. Why should I strive to be something better, try to reach for goals when this artificial, somaesque Huqleys pleasure is just 3 clicks away, I hate what I have become, but my brain loves it. It probably thinks that I am strongest man in my tribe, eatnig red meat constantly, and having two orgasms a day.

I don't get why I'd need to go to church.

I admire Jewish family culture, they’re dedication to learning, to art, to music, etc. I almost envy them. However, I find them extremely arrogant and narcissistic, which is somewhat annoying.

>60 books in 4 years

That's the more confession worthy than the type you were reading

I really enjoy the works of Bret Easton Ellis
I gave up on a novel 48,000 words in
I havent written anything in weeks, been putting off writing the pilot to a series because I am lost in the world building
I rely increasingly on stimulants to get any actual work done

I only read non-fiction

I had dinner with a Jewish friend's family, the conversation was all about new tax loopholes and tax dodging. It truly brought the family together.

Please stop. Try a safer painkiller at least, anything to ween yourself off. Heroin is incredibly lethal because it is subject to being cut with a more dangerous opiod.

When I express myself, I cannot create. I only have the urge to destroy.

I (priest) fuck little boys so thats not that bad.

I am completely uninterested in fashion, TV, and movies and it causes a great social division between myself and others.

hope you're behind seven proxies or you're in for a bad 2018

That's the point when you quit cold turkey, no fucking around.

I haven’t finished a book in four months, but I’ve started six.

Man, this is powerful...

Reminder that it's never too late to become Catholic and save your soul.

What do you mean by that?

I have yet to find one (1) out of the closet homosexual who was not in some way deranged.

How about in the closet? Have you ever heard of "projection" you slapstick?

It sounds like a powerful quote. I don't know if I understand what you meant, assuming that's you, but it resounds within me somehow.
Words can create and words can destroy (ideas, relationships, life...) and if you only have the urge to destroy it means you might feel a huge rage inside.
On the other hand, if you could decide wether to create or to destroy, it would mean you're a solid person, one which I myself can't say to be always.

this

youtube.com/watch?v=gWDODZqn8y8
I feel you bro.
A good cover for you.

Some day you will change.

;-;

I have had a fear of reading for the past few years.

No

lol no

I have a broad and superficially intelligent general knowledge base but in actuality my familiarity and competence with most of what I know and have read is very surface-level and shallow.

Western culture should be allowed to die, its embarrassing to try to salvage a rotted out, aged body

That's everyone on this board.

At least he's self-aware.
And man enough to admit it.

Same papa

Soon you'll be forever expelled from publishing and public forums for suggesting that overweight men who shave half of their pink hair off and wear dresses with lipstick might be unhinged.

That's an improper use of the word "slapstick" and an underdeveloped counterpoint.

pleb

same, what fandoms?

Same m8

I don't feel guilt anymore

Everytime I have a social events that involves women, I shave my testicules the night beforehand.
Just in case

I'm a Christian. Lately I've been trying to get closer to God and follow His law but I feel like it has actually led me more distant from Him than before.

I'm miserable

Welcome to the club loser