Best bible translations

hey fags,
i wanna read stories in the bible (similar to jordan petersons reading of em), whats the best translation for that kind of analysis?

KJV.

Literally better than the 'originals'.

You won't get anywhere with that shit image

why's that?

what image would you suggest?

>(similar to jordan petersons reading of em),
Fuck off, if you had any literary sense the answer would be obvious.

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"Peterson" should be a banned word on Veeky Forums, like "reddit" was for a while.

Written by more intelligent theologians in a better literal language, with a better crystalised meaning and flow.

47 Bible scholars who reviewed each other's work and used both original Greek and Hebrew manuscript, using dozens (can't remember exact number) of manuscripts.
New translations use two codices and a handful of translators, and generally leave out a lot of small but important details.