Your big 5 score

>History of the cold war
>For whom the bell tolls
>Cotton empire
College drop out, planning on become electric contractor, teaching myself about economics and finances so I can make money on the stock/crypto market

>comfy life in academia studying physics.

whats the matter goy? Can't handle the math?

Never taken the B5 so this was a pretty dope experience. 98% of my reading is nonfic but I feel like listing a bunch of nonfic is at least moderately autistic so here goes:

Top 3:
>The Righteous Mind
>The Pale King
>Either Crime and Punishment or Manufacturing Consent or who knows who can just pick 3 books?

Major:
>Philosophy focusing on logic

Career path:
>lol

but really probably just law and alcoholism

You just clearly don’t know how the world works

>American Psycho
>The Road to Serfdom
>Understanding the F Word

>Economics + Polsci

>Unemployed crypto trader/anime lesbian visual novel writer

>probably law
You and thousands of other mediocre students. Seriously don’t go into law. Just go into marketing and use your writing skills you learned in phil to get a comfy writing job for social media

Ada
The Brothers Karamazov
The Stranger

depressed NEET / software dev

I've buttreamed every test I've ever taken and attend an elite university, so among mediocrity I'm not actually the most mediocre-ist, SIR.

The statistics are brutal but given that I'm not a retard and don't want to spend my time conjuring up ways to bludgeon people over the head with trendy, hamfistedly in-touch marketing campaigns I think I'll stick to law and alcoholism

I don't think a highly open and conscientious person would ever settle for a comfy but unchallenging and unfulfilling job unless it's really too late for them.

>The Old Man and the Sea
>The Metamorphosis
>No Longer Human

>Law, unfortunately

American Gods
Fight Club
Bulfinch's Mythology

McDonalds -> Truck Driver
Art on the side as a hobby

>96% neuroticism

dude I don't even want to imagine what life is like for you jesus christ

take a fucking xanax like right this second

94% Open-mindedness
0% Conscientiousness
0% Extraversion
69% Agreeableness
84% Negative Emotionality

In no order
>The Picture of Dorian Grey
>The Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
>Samuel Beckett's Collected Poems

>Economics
>Who the fuck knows

I see into your future and I see agony and desolation

What makes you say that, user?

Children of Hurin
A Hero of Our Time
Watershipdown

Kutztown University / business admin + management

Thanks, man. I'm not actually that tense, just a negative person. I'm surprised most of Veeky Forums is kind and amenable.

That's the worst case scenario for him.
What's likely happening to him is that he just got out of high school, and his parents sent him off to college with the expectation he would figure things out.
Eventually he'll find a career that may or may not include a college education, but first he needs an ego death.
Of course, I don't know his actual situation.

He's saying that because you don't have a plan for the next ten years.
You could be in high school, but you need something that you want to do in life, or people will provide that for you.

No that isn't what happened at all, I just realized that having a career isn't appealing to me at all, so I'll take whichever job isn't stressful and pays well. I figured economics would help me find some comfortable generic position that isn't insanely boring.

I thought that too, now I'm here unemployed because I didn't do an internship in school. Word of advice focus all your efforts on internships because literally no company will train a new grad fresh off of school. Even if your grades are higher, even if you're way better at modeling shit or doing statistics, if you don't have the mandatory corporate cuck year your resume ends up dead in the water.

The Ego and His Own
Snow Crash
Count Zero

Computer Science (Honours)

see the pattern?

>Shadow of the Wind by Zafon
>Gravity's Rainbow
>The Stranger by Camus

I was accepted to Humboldt for pursuing a physics degree but got in trouble with the law and kicked out of my high school my senior year. After I'm finished dealing with the courts (6 months from now) I'll pursue my passion, which I've since changed my mind about.
I'm pursuing acting, perhaps an even more difficult career then writing to make a living in.

I doubt even if I had graduated on time and as planned I would've gone forward with pursuing physics.

>Your big 5 score
pic related
>Your top three books
2666
The Trial
Naked Lunch
>University major / career path
Philosophy and Film double major, minoring in English Literature

Tfw edgy

First time doing this test

>hitchhikers guide
>glamorama
>any collection of orwell short stories as long as it has a nice cup of tea

What is college

>law

What's wrong with Law?

It's soon to be automated, user.

Isnt everything

Only in anglo countries with no civil law

>Automated law.

Robojudge

Still sound mediocre

>Books: Platos Republic, a Game of Thrones, Beyond Good and Evil
>Computer Science

How can you be so positive

>Your score for Extraversion waslow, at 2%.
Am I forever alone?

Crime and Punishment
Schwarze Spiegel
Der Prozess
finished Bachelors in Physics, now a Bachelors in Phil. which I won't finish because I'm moving to Berlin in march to take some time to write.

Don Quixote
King Lear
The Great Gatsby

Trying to get into film school

He's just another deplorable anti-Semite

Politics Among Nations
Realpolitik: A History
Politics as Religion

International Relations

>Your big 5 score
81% Openness
48% Conscientiousness
44% Extraversion
40% Agreeableness
65% Neuroticism
>Your top three books
V. by Pynchon
The Wretched of the Earth by Fanon
Family Happiness by Tolstoy
>University major / career path
Physics major

O 98%
C 17%
E 21%
A 75%
N 90%

>Fizzles (beckett)
>Amerika (kafka)
>Teatro Grottesco (ligotti)

Dropped out of college. I aspire to be an exhumed corpse so then I can become a spook.

>big 5 no surprise; highly neurotic dysthmic bipolar (my lows are low and highs are mediocre, was cutting my wrists arms legs at 13) when i am low you hate me and i hate you

>The Fall (Camus), The Ego and His Own (Stirner), Notes From Underground (Doestoevsky)

>currently lyft driving making 20/hr (95% profit, i have an electric vehicle); made wise investment into monero last year and made 60g not including the principal... hopefully monero rises to 5k (when it does ill be a millionaire)
>fuck college

>Walden
>The Silmarillion
>Plutarch's Lives

Bachelors degree is in Philosophy, I'll probably do something with History for my PhD though. I'm not sure.

>Lolita
>War and peace
>Fathers and sons

>Social work

O 87%
C 42%
E 27%
A 65%
N 62%

The Simulacra (PKD is based Skitzo)
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Crime and Punishment

Political Science

Where are you trying to get into ?

Grad here

well fugg

actually curious, what type of gf would go best with this personality or am I universally screwed?

for context, I'm a sea ice researcher

I'm the blue one with high on c

Started reading this spring, but:
>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>The Rum Diary
>The Great Gatsby

Uni: Psychology
Career: Probably clinical psychologist

also, not very surprising but this whole thread is filled to the brim with people extremely or moderately high in openness. Kinda fun to know that you're in the company of such people

kek, you're basically me personality wise. How the fuck do you survive in law?

>Anna Karenina, The Master and Margarita, Crime and Punishment
>Pharmacology

I’m sort of new to this board so I have a huge backlog

Actually I'm still saving up, but I plan on applying for a number of schools in Europe. From where did you graduate?

>high openness
>low agreeability
>high neuroticism
yup

oh and
>Journey to the End of the Night
>The Elementary Particles
>The Epic of Gilgamesh

Water type obviously

>Zhuangzi
>Kjerlighedens gjerninger
>Book of Ecclesiastes

>Catch-22
>The Crying of Lot 49
>Siddhartha

>Anesthesiologist

That's the thing, I don't. I think about ending my life every fucking day.

books
>last three books i read, whatever those were, i can't remember

university/career
>dropped out of school at 13 for medical reasons, did do two art history papers at tertiary level back in 2010 but never got further than that on account of getting committed
>i dogsit part-time

Great Gatsby
How to win Friends and influence people
The art of war

Computer science

>Crime and Punishment, Beyond Good and Evil, the Trial
>Psychology
>no gucking clue lmao, thought I wanted to do clinical but after some volunteering and a couple of interviews I'm not sure I have the social skills for it, especially as many positions require you to have care experience and I just don't think I'd be good at that, so I'm thinking maybe give research in academic settings a pot shot that's an expensive path so I don't fooking know

where u from user?

>Dharma Bums
>Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
>Libra

>English Secondary Education/Currently a high school english teacher

>extroverted comp sci major
what fucking sorcery is this? Sorry but most of you are permavirgin turbonerds who fail to function around most people

>books
idk dont have a top 3

>career
software engineer

>top 3
Don't really have a list, but if pushed I'd say Amsterdam Stories (Nescio), Soul (Platonov), and something by Joyce, I guess
>major/career
English major, but I wish I'd gone to music school instead. I'd be in abject poverty but I'd also be happy

It's interesting you like Count Zero better than Neuromancer. Any particular reason why?

I'm assuming that "books" includes nonfiction? In no particular order:
- Introduction to the Study of Hindu Doctrines by Rene Guenon
- The Gay Science by Friedrich Nietzsche (translated by Walter Kaufmann)
- the Gospel of Sri Ramakrishna

I'm a college dropout with zero career prospects.

>pic related
>I read too much for this to be a static answer, but the 3 books I've enjoyed the most recently are: Shogun (James Clavell), Heir to the Empire (Zahn), Children of Hurin (Tolkien)
>English major in college, but I've been working as a software developer for 2 years now

Never took this test, neat. I didn't know what to expect but I guess it seems pretty accurate. I expected a few more low Neurotic rankings, but there's only one or two plus mine.

Top 3: Stoner, Lolita, American Psycho
Career path: In school for Nursing

>Demons
>Metamorphoses
>For Whom the Bell Tolls

>Seminarian
Tough to find time to read Veeky Forums books amidst all of my other reading sometimes

>on account of getting committed
to a mental institution? damn, what was that like? how long were you there? Were you forced to take meds?

>Molloy
>Gravity's Rainbow
>Odyssey
>English and Philosophy, hopefully don't get forced to become a highschool teacher and hate my life.

>I'm a good writer
Prove it.

>Infinite Jest
>Stoner
>This Side of Paradise

Majored in journalism, currently a newspaper reporter.

>meagre numbers in most, up to 100 in neuroticism
>Thus spoke Zarathustra, Crime and Punishment, Time and Being (Heidegger)
>waiter on a 400 euro/month wage. fuck this meme planet

the masochistic sort

>Labyrinths
>Heart of Darkness
>The Divine Comedy
>English major hoping to become a copy editor

I'm somewhat on the same path as you. What would you say to a younger version of yourself?

>Hamlet
>Brothers K
>Dharma Bums

Currently getting a BA in literature lol
Might become a high school lit teacher, or not do that. Still undecided

>This Side of Paradise
My man.

>Science (Wrinkles in Time), astronomy/cosmology (Hawking) and technology (phys.org etc.)
>History, philosophy and art (from cave drawings to Da Vinci and Nietzsche in particular)
>Mythology, language and the human mind

Little interest in other things like economy, etc.

>Biophysics. Translation.

>The Count of Monte Cristo
>Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde
>Yestermorrow by Stefan Petrucha
Coasting through a CS degree
(:^:)

Books
>The Bible
>Siddhartha
>How to Win Friends and Influence People
Uni Major-
>Psychology (graduated)
Grad School
>Physical Therapy

England is my city

It's okay

have my data

>Brothers Karamazow
>Tom Jones
>Great Expectations

>study b.sc in physics

>Pic related
>The Trial
>The Outsider
>The Odyssey
>Mathematics
How did I do?