If I was writing a book with a guy like him as the main protagonist, what should his name be?

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Virgi(na)l

Harold Smith

Virgil, obviously

Martin because he is literally me just with darker hair.

Elliot Alderson

Jon Felman

This. Or Aiden

Kevin Williams

Eliot Rutgers
Eliot Ruckers
Eliot Richards
Eliot Robards
Eliot Rajas (Hindu version)
Eliot Rivers
Eliot Rimjob (pornstar name)
Eliot Roderick
Eliot Reynolds
etc

you get the idea

Chad

Rektal

Elliot Hodges, he's half white and half K*rean

Moot

Virgo

just holden caulfield
no one will have to worry about forgetting your gay story then

Ruggles

Something that sounds like new.
So audiences know that he is a nu-male...
shitty nu-males

Call him Ishmael.

Why not Holden?

Todd Adams

or

Stewart Jones

Aaron

Virgil Elliot Wallace.

holden is a name belonging to a brand of powerful cars

Elliot Richards is brilliant imo.

Well done user.

Please dont. This is retarded.

ethan

William Rocker

definitely Sam, birth certificate Samuel.

last name Hyde

Glasses, but they aren't prescription. Jew nose. You have two choices: Eugene Bateman or Saul Allen.

Leopold Bloom

Alex

Snorbort richard mclughlin

delete this

Simply "The Virgin", is the only name someone like him should go by

You should start off with him having one name (say "Phil")

Then a Chad character gets it wrong and calls him e.g. "Bill" because no-one really cares what his name is.

Then you (the author) just start calling him Bill.

This happens over and over again.

His name keeps changing because he's such a loser you can't even be bothered to give him a consistent name.

fuck you. sam is a magnificent alpha name whose strength is only amplified by its inherently ambiguous gender

>t.sam

I think he would have an alpha sounding name like Magnus or Bruno because his dad was a college level football player who never made it into the major league.

>bruno
>alpha

Virgil the Virgin

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Nathen Gorivin

Chad, for the irony

Ashlee

I liked this.

Kevin

This would be nice if you changed the name at the beginning of a new chapter
Doing it in the sentence following someone confusing his name would be more comedic

jizzman the jizzmonster

Sounds like a superhero
>His power is super thick and strong jizz that he can manipulate

Pajeet.

Sam Harris

jizz-monster
he's the man, the man with the jizz that sticks
his helmet spits
such a cum boss, there
beckons you to slurp his gin
but don't give in

"him"

Swings from the tallest buildings
On string made from his fillings
Sprays enemies with his sticky might
Will leave them on the wall till the morning's light

Humbert. Make his mother a Nabokov obsessed pseud.
Alternatively, Adolphus Pennyfeather. Everyone can call him AddyPenny.

Simeon

there once was a hero named jizzmonster
from the lesser known end of the roster.
with a blast of his load,
a slap of his chode,
he did some camaraderie foster.

What the fuck is wrong with looking slightly down and wearing a black jacket?

Seth

Iniko

I think Elliot would unironically be the perfect name.

its in comparison to Chad (other half of the meme) and he’s: weak, ugly, bad posture, bad fashion sense, ill-formed, a sperg and weird. you’re only seeing what you want to see

this

The problem is not that he's looking down, or listening to music while walking. The problem is it's implied he always does it.

It's not even a real choice the weakling makes, but he's compelled to do it because of his perceptions or situation.

Virgil

>perceptions or situation
he’s biologically inferior and squirrely its not just perceptual its genetic

Virgil Walker

>genetics
The cartoon character we're talking about could get in better shape, do specific exercises, and purposefully extend his spine to get better posture at the very least.

Is meekness genetic? That stuff changes a lot with age, but since it's a cartoon character maybe it's genetic in his case.

brian

Why Aidan?
My name is Aidan ;_;

sorry

Jerry

Magnus

user

The Virgin: Johnny Adonis

The Chad: Rocky Hardstoole

Carl Finkle

Cedric or Nigel

what the hell kinda name is that

James

Elliot Smith

youtube.com/watch?v=e01J3Hz9yoo&ab_channel=deeboi70

Limmy

I'll go ahead and bite for (You)

WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR PAVEL?

Is Ned too obvious?

3deep5u

Woah

Cornell Wallace

Alex is alpha as fuck kid