We need you, user. You are the messianic reader of books.
Reading book
Lucas Perry
Xavier Cruz
I am more of a "imagining I am a French intellectual smoking an drinking on TV while launching sick bants at my academic peers sharing the smoke" type.
Also I am balding and soon I will look like a nice Foucault dopple.
Jonathan Roberts
>realize something profound
>nobody cares
>I'm alone and should face my every day problems
Levi Brooks
This is patrician, but i'd rather imagine doing this in a posh cafe in an Algerian sandstorm, discussing fictional characters like real people
Nicholas Baker
No feels here please
Jordan Fisher
>DUDE TWEED LMAO
pathetic desu
Jeremiah Howard
Shut the fuck up. How are profs supposef to dress?
Bentley Murphy
>reading book
>recognize an important theme or profound idea within the text
>imagine myself as a political dissident in a court room, blooding spraying from my recently slit neck, lecturing about my brilliant discovery to starry-eyed bailiffs and lawyers
I cant be the only one?
Logan Anderson
>listening to music
>imagine myself performing it in front of my high school class because ten years after graduating I'm still desperate for their approval
I cant be the only one?
Austin Davis
Yeah, I even bought a Tweed jacket with leather elbow pads.