Pick up a book

>walk into room
>notice a book sitting on the table
>instantly pass out, getting a concussion from hitting my head on the stone floor
I'm such a brainlet, I want to die.

I fuking hate this. Gonna drown this ooa booga worth nothing two bit trash brain into water someday for good.

I want to read but these stupid trash brains are literally falling asleep every time I try to read a fucking book and I don't know what to do

>be book
>be picked up by some white ghost with a head deformity
>he instantly passes out
>he wakes up and posts about it on some Chinese textbook exchange marketplace website
>repeat daily

Pace around the room while you read, feels good man

Just hold your book in one hand as you read, and put the other on a hot stove.

read out loud, its what i do

I fall asleep each time I touch a book, pretty handy desu

maybe you just have adhd

happens to me too, but only when im actually sleepy.
This was pretty funny during my read of the Iliad, I imagined different fates for the soldiers and i kind of enjoy it even if i had to read the same line 3 times