Here are the publishing strategies that I believe are available to the average Veeky Forums users, who I will describe as being: male, white, heterosexual, 18 - 35, working-to-middle class, college educated with a preference either for genre fiction (sci-fi, horror, Weird) or literary fiction. Apologies if that doesn't cover you.
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PUBLISHING STRATEGIES FROM PREDICTABLE OUTCOME TO UNPREDICTABLE OUTCOME
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>MFA Degree
Apply for an MFA and get in. Don't risk being @thatguyinyourMFA by speaking too much or stating a preference for dead white authors. Build connections and get some stuff published, build a portfolio and try and launch a career from that. Preferable have a "niche", i.e. being disabled, a war Vet, or from West Virginia. Examples: George Saunders, David Foster Wallace, Philip Meyer, Emma Cline, a ton of others.
>Beat The Game
Write a book. Pitch to agents. Get rejected. Keep pitching. Get some stories / poems published. Build a portfolio. Keep pitching. Get rejected. Keep pitching. Get published by an independent press. Get reviewed well. Get published by a larger publishing house. Examples: Tao Lin, Charles Bukowski, David Mitchell, a lot of others.
>Self-Publish On Amazon
Write a book. Prepare a marketing strategy. Set some money aside for promotional adverts etc. Send it around to some blogs. Allow a set amount of free purchases. Sell for a low price on Amazon and hope it gains traction via positive reviews, word of mouth and so on. Examples: Andy Weir, Amanda Hocking, Sheila Rodgers, a lot of people not discussed on Veeky Forums.
>Self-Publish On Veeky Forums
Write a book. Carefully edit your work. Carefully format your work to make it aesthetically pleasing. Upload it in PDF form. Either shill it relentlessly on Veeky Forums using various proxies to make it seem like it has received a large, positive response from various users thus forcing your meme and hoping the resident pseuds buy into the hype and shill it for you OR have some decency and simply present it for free and ask for feedback / a response and hope it gains natural memetic traction and becomes an internet dark horse, cult, Outsider art piece. Examples: My Twisted World, that guy who published his poetry pamphlet here and received ~300k views on Imgur, Train Story on 2chan, that homemade manga about the virgin girl who had sex with a female prostitute to overcome her anxiety, The Philmarilion, The Legend of the 10 Elemental Masters,
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