*laughs at you*

*laughs at you*

>“I wish I was Mark Twain so fuckign bad.”

is that such a bad wish

Yes. One should create one’s own aesthetic.

*pisses in your wine*

Wolfe is based af, desu. I wish he would humiliate me irl in front of everyone I care about.

*teleports behind you*
>Nothing personal, old man

who is that

I have invoked your new GOD, user. There is no stopping him now

>haw haw haw haw
>shuh-muhn
>sump'n
>inga la gringa

*i recheck his sources*
this kills the talentless hack

Why does he look British?

*scathing social critique*

how do i reach people like thomas wolfe?

Wolfe hasn't written anything good in the past several decades. He's just an over the hill asshole in a white suit.

White suits are not Veeky Forums at all

Did he fuck your girl or something, bruv?

he's smug and well dressed, two things people associate with british gentlemen

Something about this guys face and body proportions makes him look like an 80 year old teenager trying to fit into a suit thats too big for him and decades out of style.

That's literally what he's aiming for, lad.

If you're that age and not going for the wise old man image you fucked up.