Hello

just a joke user

I fell asleep in the attic

Theres a lot of like kitty litter
And my leg went threw a room Im not aware of

I dont know where my leg was

I actually dont remember falling asleep

My shins hurt
It feels like something is lifting my fingernails

Its a sore throbbing feeling

I think this is the point where Reddit recommends a carbon monoxide detector and circlejerks about how smart they are. I’m just gonna tell you to make sure you keep it ventilated.

I fell asleep after touching this

I grabbed it and threw it towards the ladder I used to get up into the attic

what the fuck? are you okay man?

Get some fresh air dude

user this is starting to sound like some House of Leaves shit. I hope you're okay

I feel very sore

Especially in my fingers
My back hurts

Get the fuck out before this becomes a creepypasta

I’m fairly certain you passed out in an uncomfortable position and contorted your back.

Do you have a shop vac or something to clear out the air up there?

Then we can keep reading your books.

you have upset the ghosts haunting those textbooks and they are trying to ensnare you in one as well!

I had a motorcycle helm on

Woke up on my back

I lost 3hrs

There was this and a wood panel floor
My back is sore as fuck

light up a cig to get your blood flowing wouldn't want the dirty air to clog it up.

I hate to be /thatguy/ but would a cigarette really help right now?

That looks uncomfortable.

If you're actually asking then no, no it wouldn't. Actually it would knock user out again if he isn't already a smoker.

Didnt get anymore pics cause of said passing out

My back hurts like fuck
Very sore and my fingernails are sore

Your fingernails can't be sore or else when you clip them they would hurt very much. You're talking about your fingers.

I suppose I am

They hurt to move
My thumb especially

Im not going back up there. My back is killing me. I can give pics of the books I got but Im not going back up there

/v/ didnt like my thread

they never liked larpers

I guess they thought I was roleplaying

I dont remember 3hrs but I have very many books to share

What’s that middle one?

Congrats, you have polio

If it isn't vidya related, their attention spans can't handle it

You got raped by ghosts. They used your numb hands to jerk off into them. That's ghost cum you're holding, btw.

A book about foreign coasts from 1892

My left hand is sore, particularly my thumb

So is my back but thats about it

no one gives a fuck about your back dude, go take a nap, the books are gay

How could THIS be gay?

not gay at all

Wacking off a boy infront of the class.
Boy's name: Dick (penis)
Teacher: Old Dut (dud--eternal flaccid penis--extensive whacking syndrome symptom)
Notice that each Whack was "emphasized" by smacking the boy with his right hand, so the whack was the left hand doing all the tugging.
>Being homosenual so subtle it's seen as heterosexual man fiction

Oh and nevermind that Dick Prescott would be DP.
And why is Dick being called Johnny by old Dut, fatherly flashbacks to Johnny's youth before becomming old Dut?

Should I post the loli books then?

This is probably the reason why they were hidden up there. But no, I've done enough Freudian analysis for today.

This is some strange fap material

Anyone speak German?

>4. He brought the child to the doctor yesterday.
>5. He had his hat in the hand and hurried to the store.
>6. Your brother is really very polite, Ännchen.
>7. Our grandfather and grandmother stay home and work.
>8. Is it also pretty in the summer as in the summer by you. (I think he messed this sentence up)
>9. Which birds are in Germany?
>10. First it was hard for me...
>3. Our cities are not calm.

Just looks like a practice book. He's got nice handwriting.

>op raped by nazi ghost with nice writing and fingernail fetishes confirmed. If you really did pass out id go get see a doctor, could be a tumour an the timing is coincidental.

it was late so I just drank and played vidya instead

How did you manage to live in a place for two years without checking out all of it's rooms?

nigga its a spooky attic and i heard nothing but noise from up there when I moved in
prolly racoons. facist racoons

Also, there's a room below my basement and I don't know how to access it either
There's a hole in my basement where a vent or fan was and I can see a room

raccoons are a cash cow these days, just film that shit, post it over youtube and instagram and you've got yourself a money making series, then you will be able to finally dedicate yourself to comfy lit lifestyle

wat

this nigga loves his semicolons

We /bot/any now

All of these are dated 1918 and each page has a plant squishes in between the pages

neat

Our boy Ralph liked adventure and theater

These books have dope as fuck covers

Post more of this pls

Fromm googling, the one on the left actually seems pretty cool. Good find.

This a real nigga

Why do these books have this wax page tho?

Woops forgot image

100yr old memes

>ITT litizens exposed to asbestos.
enjoy the mesothelioma

Im glad I had a helmet
Too bad I didn't have a mask tho

Im sore af and have some bruises

Asbestos only gives you mesothelioma if it's broken, otherwise it's fine to interact with it in short amounts.

Op fell over and was passed out in the shit
Probably moving around disturbing it
Am only.on phone so can't have good look at photos but it may be loose fill asbestos and that shit is dangerous

Well RIP OP. He awakened a ghost and caught cancer

Im just sore dang it

Was this a flower?

I cant make out the cursive on the this one

Is biblio any good?

I dont have a clue on how to get these appraised

> Nothing to do but nurse his bank account and admire the children's feet.

100 years later and still relevant.

To Protect the image, seems to have worked

Imagine their faces when they find your old laptop in the same attic, one hundred years from now. How tame this will seem in comparison.

>Nothing to do but nurse his bank account and admire the children's feet.
It's like they broke into my mind and stole my dreams.

What do you think they'll say about my all my R34?

Also, this green picture is of the local University in my area. Apparently a greenhouse. There is no such building these days.

There are about 50 items in total of various books throughout the years. The oldest being the cavalry book and the Robin Crusoe book
Our boy Ralph Jones was in a fraternity. Sigma Tau and he had various labor manuals with lots of different technical information. I believe he worked as a mine inspector.

The lonely xmas card is dated 1911

...

More pages from the plant binder that I found

Ralph was a witch

I may be mistaken but it looks like you brought that shit down and put it on a clean blanket. that's fuckin disgusting and your mom will be upset.

It's a table cloth

Only some lightly used notebooks

They have a lil bit of German in them and one has a shopping list of all of ralph's college texts he needed

Various notes and pages loosed from their bindings

Mostly equations

...

I wonder what happened to Ralph

He seems like the person I should have been, in a way

Ralph was an OG

In a frat, various hobbies, worked in a mine, made lists compulsively. A tru Veeky Forumsizen

Explorations is about traveling but has no illustrations
I hope Ralph didn't pay more than a quarter for it

Thats the spread btw, lemme know if you wanna see anything else

He was you in your previous life. He led you there to find all this because he wanted one more glimpse of his youth--of all he was and you have failed to be (except being gay, of course).

I'm not OP
I doubt Ralph would lead me to Veeky Forums

your local paper would probably be interested in this as a local interest story
especially if it's a slow news day

Ralph wanted to go innawoods but ended up workin innamine

This was on the inside of Explorations. A book about sailing in the Pacific and Antarctic oceans

i fell asleep at work reading this boring fucking thread now i'm fired, thanks faggot

Ralph would be extremely disappointed, user

Ralph was in High School in 1911
Did my nigga become a Doughboy?

No it's American history

Yo yo OP!
It's Ralph D. Paine

>appraised
even if you have a book desirable to collectors (I don't think you do, but maybe the Crusoe) the condition they're in renders them worthless anyway.