Just remembered the time when I was very into guy debord and the situationists

>just remembered the time when I was very into guy debord and the situationists
i still cringe to this day

At least you weren't a gnostic who regularly sperged out about the Demiurge in high school, OP.

There are far far worse things to be

At least you weren't a Catholic Trump supporter and Peterson fan. Imagine how embarrassed they're going to feel.

>tfw never had any embarrassing phases

>tfw I was into "literature" and would discuss James Joyce and Gogol with my family and close friends
Glad I grew out of that nonsense and focused on my STEM studies

>gnostic who regularly sperged out about the Demiurge in high school
honestly i would have loved someone like that around in HS, sounds hilarious

>do all of these
>still have friends, family and a gf
granted I don't have a job but it's not like I'm actively seeking one out either

It's amazing what faggots men have become. Kermit the pseud and retarded spic religion is just another distraction from how pathetic you are just like nofap.

>i'm a left wing nihilist who jerks off all day
>aren't I superior

I concede my inferiority to directionless Jungians who require strictures against masturbation so that they don't spend their days languishing in their feeble semen fug.

>I'm an incel weirdo that needs a daddy figure to tell him to clean his room
>kermit the pseud literally changed my life

Even the most effeminate bug man is better than that

>peterson fags are so invested that they don’t understand logically why people don’t like memerson and can’t stand nofap red pill faggotry

i'm most productive after i wack it, maybe if these nofap dudes let off a little sperm they wouldn't be so angsty

If you learned from it, legitimately thought about the contents of what you read, and assumingly grew from it, then why the fuck do you regret it?

yo fuck i'm really into guy debord and the situationists. what's wrong with it?

they didn't go far enough

Into my a-hole or

No, I have to have the right philosophy immediately otherwise I'm just a know-nothing pseud with a chip on his shoulder

this

i still don't know what's wrong with the situationists.

you played yourself by posting that dumb pic

fuck the government by going for a walk

Onanism can fuck you up if turned into an obsession. I mean that genuinely. Following arbitrary edicts against masturbation (nofap November) only seems silly to people who don't know what it's like to use porn to avoid doing anything difficult. And the pretense that you're a cool patrician who's too strong and emotionally stable to avoid masturbation (how is it strong to openly engage in a hedonistic act that everyone else does?) isn't fooling anyone. You're posting on Veeky Forums; you're as weird as internet porn addicts. Chances are you yourself are an internet porn addict.

>i'm not empathetic enough to understand why the first generation raised without fathers might need some guidance

I have a dad so I don't know what you're talking about

That's the stuff, go back to sleep. Ignore that man behind the curtain.

>tfw life has consisted entirely of embarassing phases mostly because you take everything way too seriously

Hey its almost as though its not politics that make the man

>tfw you had a phase where you thought you were transexual but actually you're just a pathetic man

Thank you Epictetus for saving me from that shit

>tfw you tried to be a free jazz musician in college

>Epictetus

What did he have to say on the matter?

>that time i used to trip on Veeky Forums
^me in two years

"Buck up Nancy and accept your lot" (Enchiridion 4:21)

I dunno, if he called me Nancy I would think that to mean I was transitioning in good faith

go back to mu jittery-joe-is-the-best-album fag

go back

based

I did my last essay on the gnostics in Religion class.

There's nothing wrong with being ahead of the curve

>getting this upset over jacking off

Same.
I actually got saved by /lgbt/. They told me that I have autogynephilia and not dysphoria.

better than being a kid with middle class parents who became preoccuped with being "preppy": obsessed with how i looked, the brans of clothing i was wearing, taking part in traditionally elite activities that didn't come natural, etc. when i think of myself with a popped collar i want to kill myself