He's too self-consensus to read books in public

>he's too self-consensus to read books in public

>self-consensus

Is there anything more pretentious, more attention seeking?

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I don't get how it's either of those things

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i cop shoot a black guy fuck myself with this, i don't want to read in public to look smart or get attention i just want to read it while i happen to be in public but thinking that makes me do it to look smart and get attention. i'd like it if i got attention so i could say, i don't want attention

>hey are you READING a BOOK over there?
>n-no sir, i don't want any attention

>i cop shoot a black guy fuck myself with this

based lizard bro

>going outside

what brainlet country do you live in where people aren't even reading on public transport?

>i cop shoot a black guy fuck myself with this

Wow this kid could be me if I had better hair. Neat.
I'm pretty self conscious about my nose so feels good man when someone attractive has the same type.

Can't focus on anything close up when I'm on the bus or I'll get motion sick. Listen to audiobooks instead which works well since I'm scandinavian and everyone on the bus pretends they're somewhere else while staring off into the distance with headphones etc.

no i'm just way too easily distracted. i can't even read at home without some sort of music to drown out the noises around me

I feel so sorry for this guy if his nipples are really that huge.

>He’s a phone poster who can’t spell conscious

I am both reading and shitposting in public right now.

>i cop shoot a black guy fuck myself with this

>i cop shoot a black guy fuck myself with this