Book ends with its title

t. butthurt christian

kek

No it's not. You're a pseud who tried to pretend you had read the book but got caught. No sense in backpedaling, fag, this is an anonymous board.

>"That's a strange name, Kvothe. What does it mean?" Her young breasts and angelic hair jiggled softly.
>"I-It's a secret," he muttered, leaning into her succulent ear to whisper. "It's actually The Name of the Wind."
literally threw the book out at this point

>This is my story. This... is Mein Kampf

More like his post was unoriginal.

Damn that caught me off guard. Not my proudest laugh.

"... of Juliet and her Romeo"

>close, but no cigar

>His life truly was an Infinite Jest.

you need to go back

As a christian i thought it was kinda funny.

ha!

HHGTTG ends "... the restaurant at the end of the universe?" which is the next book in the series.

>not exactly what OP had in mind, though.

wow you are new

>Yes Yes, Leopold has finally become the Ulysses

>His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

>The fox trotted away with a sly smirk on his face, insisting he had no interest in another one of Aesop's Fables.

...

>In the end, this book was a good Thing Explainer.

>Whack Fol-De-Dah now dance to your partner
>Welt the floor, your trotters shake
>Wasn't it the truth I told you
>Lots of fun at Finnegan's wake

>Finnegans

...

>The next day, Gregor awoke from a good night's sleep feeling rested and replenished, only to realise it had all been a dream--I mean all that stuff about The Metamorphosis.
Way to crap the bed at the end, Franzi.

>The moment we realised we had been dreaming all that crazy shit was when we heard the banging at the door.
>"Finnegans, wake!"

>book doesn't end but causes an infinite recursion where it feeds back into itself

>In the end we had succumbed to our Inherent Vice

Those fables aren't even good anyway

Gosh darn it, I really AM a psycho...an American Psycho.

ALERT! All of these people are lying. I looked them up. Report this thread.

>If I was one of them writers you know what I'd call this time of the day?
>Ye.
>Some people call it sunset. You know what I'd call it?
>Ye.
>...no, you don't.
>Ye.
>Why do you keep saying that? Sometimes I wonder if you ever even listen to me.
>They rode on.
>Anyway, you know what I'd call it? I'd call it blood meridian.
>He spat as the other mumbled.
>Or, the evening redness in the west.
Why the ending seems to confuse so many people is beyond me.

>and so, as he was arriving into Siberia, Rodion looked through the window, staring into the horizon, and, for the first time in his life, confidently said:

>"At last, after all these years, I am finally Crime and Punishment"

>Then I woke up, and I was No Country For Old Men

What did Cormac mean by this?

>AND SO finally I stopped being Ishmael, and became Moby Dick

>And so at last he really was The Ingenious Nobleman Sir Quixote of La Mancha

>tfw the ending is literally the opposite of that

A kek for me a (you) for you

like some kinda FULL CIRCLE type of thing

>AND SO, AFTER ALL THE MISERY HE CAUSED IN HIS FAMILY, THE TARWATER BOY FINALLY ACCEPTED HIS FATE AND FINALLY BECAME the violent bear it away.

Powerfull stuff

>and so Charles, having refound his faith in God like Lord Marchmain at his death bed, kneeled at the chapel, and finally reached God's Grace, having at last become Brideshead Revisited

A sensible chuckle

it really was the joke dude, relax

i chuckled

>and so, after accepting that everybody he knew was deep throat into some form or another of hypocrisy, The Swede accepted at last that he had finally become American Pastoral

>At this, Count Bezuhov sighed heavily and said, "I really have seen more than any man's fair share of War and Peace."

>If you're reading this...you finally found my Notes From the Underground

>Nick found himself wondering whether he could ever again be as excited as he was during his summer with The Great Gatsby

>Haha you stupid motherfucker, I can't believe you're actually going to fucking do it! WOAH. OH MY GOD. APOLLONIUS YOU'VE DONE IT. YOU HAVE FUCKING FULFILLED YOUR SACRED PACT. OF ALL THE MATHEMATICIANS WHO HAVE EVER LIVED THIS IS BY FAR THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT YOU HAVE WRITTEN Conics Books V to VII: The Arabic Translation of the Lost Greek Original in the Version of the Banu Musa: Volumes I & II Edited with Translation and Commentary by G.J.Toomer

Seriously Apollonius? This is so corny it could be in the movie theaters.

"I don't like sand", said Mycroft while licking Saladin's face, tears in his eyes. "It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere. It's, dare I say it, Too Like The Lightning".

>kvothe suddenly paused. his eyes were aflame with the fiery indignation of a raging pool that was simultaneously a burning orb and yet somehow neither at the same time. "hmph," he sneered to no one in particular. "these truly have been the kingkiller chronicles: part one - in the name of the wind"

Fucking hell

>I am legend

I liked the book but really?

>And so we come to the end of this journey. Looking at the heap of discarded paper on my desk and thinking of the days past, I realize I'm still in search of lost time.

the end

heh this is actually plausible

get a load of this guy

you fuckers

>Horatio pulled down the pants of his deceased friend, sighing disappointingly "i guess you really were a hamlet"

...

"I guess the real infinite jest is the friends we made along the way"

Kill yourself, David Fraudster Wallace.

please go back to /r/eddit man

>Oh god, that was amazing... You're so big... You really were a very hungry caterpillar

...

>A screaming comes across the sky.
Gravity's Rainbow is definitely not corny at ALL

*rolls eyes*

i don't get it

The point is, I was being sarcastic. Gravity's Rainbow is really corny for ending that way

ALLLLLL TOGETHER NOW!

...

This is the best post in this thread

AND THERE'S SOMETHING TERRIBLY SAD AND BANAL ABOUT THAT

> At this most important juncture in his life, Rodion Rasolnikov looked back at the events of the prior years with a fond sort of sorrow, as it were, the cycles of discovery and destruction, so to speak, that has folded him into the man he was today, one who had relinquished himself in the light of the almighty, that the repetitions of his life has finally come to end, those being sin and saviour, enlightenment and disgrace, crime and punishment.

>And thus ends the Infinite Jest

ayyy

And out
Of
My hairy cunt
Spilled forth
Gently
A waterfall
Made
Of milk and honey

>Ah, this truly has been a Metamorphoses.

>"The scientist is named Frankenstein"

>And that's the story of how I got caught in the rye.

>But there was never a day I didnt think of her. Indeed, my most precious memories will always be the ones about that time I visited The Capital.

>And that, my dear readers, was quite a Confession.

...THIS is the guy that wrote War and Peace?
.

>You thought that story was tragically boring, did you? Well, it was the Story of Your Life, after all

...

>"Now *THATS* what I call a Goldfinger!
Wow Fleming became more and more of a hack with every novel.

>I guess this has been My Diary

What the fuck, me

>And now, as I shuffle off this mortal coil, I must conclude... my diary desu
Really, user?!

>The rope swung creaking, destined to bear the weight of Shrek Forever.

Deep.

>and so ends the stories of your life and others
Ted I don't get it.

>O'Brian put one hand of the dial and held out his other 397 hands in front of Winston with the thumb of one of his hands hidden.
>"How many fingers am I holding up?" O'Brian asked
>1984" replied Winston
>The needle of the dial shot up to 55, the pain was unimaginable
>"How many fingers, Winston?"
>"1984"
>The needle went up to 60
>How many fingers, Winston?"
>"1984! 1984! what else can I say? 1984!"

Stopped reading there desu, what was Orwell thinking?

wait a sec, doesn't it actually end like that, where the kids are cheering alyosha. fuck lol

>looked back at the events of the prior years with a fond sort of sorrow, as it were, the cycles of discovery and destruction, so to speak, that has folded him into the man he was today, one who had relinquished himself in the light of the almighty
Is this the ending to another book refashioned over Crime & Punishment? If not nice job breh because that sounds like it could be the end to a similar novel.

>...THIS is the guy that wrote War and Peace?
kek this one got me