Most literary pet?

Most literary pet?

the female

It's amazing how many cats get posted on this board every day.
I wonder if it's just a person with lots of cat reactions.

Anyways, if you mean the best pet for readers, cats are the best option since they are so quiet .

If you mean the most representative of literature I really don't know.

cats

Cats are quiet until they're not and then they're fucking meowing on your face at 2AM and running through the house like they're possessed. But otherwise they're better than dogs.
t. cat owner and pic related.

That's the most "heh" face I've ever seen

>It's amazing how many cats get posted on this board every day.
are you joking?
this is Veeky Forums
cats are a thing here and always have been

that is a fucking awesome looking kitty cat

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pretty kitty

My guys

owls

Pic related.

owls eat kittens. FUCK owls.

>Anyways, if you mean the best pet for readers, cats are the best option since they are so quiet.

Cats are whiny, the real silent companion is the bunny. They're also more hygienic and cuter.

Post more cats

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>cats are invasive species that destroy bird populations
>birds kill cats

poetic justice

okay. here is my girl on a window sill. she is a very loud blue point siamese and loves attention.

Okay

I swear I've been a regular poster for years and this is the only board where I see cats posted so often.

*eats all your electrical cords*
Heh, nothing personnel kid

my girl

Possums. Next thread.

Why are cat owners so obsessed with posting their pets?

t. catlet

>redditor cant into cats

Pussy audience

because they're faggots.

I dunno, must be nice owning one

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>having electrical cords on the floor

improve your lifestyle anone

because you get a lot of upvotes, especially if you add a quirky comment about how your cat is the boss at home and you're submissive to it

Golden Eagle.

Shakespeare loved birds, in more ways than one. He was an amateur falconer. Let's face it, if you don't have at least a peregrine falcon divebombing through your château then you're not Veeky Forums

Awwww

Wolf as pet

my cat does that when he humps a blanket
Didn't find out till late, used to pet him while he was busy fucking the blanket

Golden Eagles hunt wolves on the Mongol steppes. Fuck Golden Eagles.
GyrFalcons or Goshawks are acceptable though.
Wolves are based.

cats are for people too lazy to train a dog. they are shit pets.

Probably a sloth, having a lazy piece of shit as a companion is the best bet.

Grow up

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*tips katana*

what is this doggos ethnicity?

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>cats are quiet
my cat literally won't stop fucking meowing to get my attention
I love him but also fuck that furry little douchebag

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>more hygienic
>has to eat shit to survive

cute and fluffy
cute and shaggy
cute and judgy
cute and sleepy
cute and tiny
cute and babyish
cute and low quality
cute and poofy
cute and cuddly
cute and chubby
cute and surprised
cute and comfy
cute and angry
cute and funny
cute and scream at own ass
cute and mlm
cute and mommy
cute and patrician (blinchiki are the best)
cute and B)

what breed of cat is this?

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Tell me, everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat

what kind of dog is this??

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me as a cat

>thinking something that furry and cuddly could ever be a dog

Stop, go outside and get trampled on by your great dane, dilettante.

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REEEEEE GET OFF MY BOARD REDDIT CATS ARE FOR SOYBOYS /FITLIT/ GETS A REAL ANIMAL LIKE A DOG

I came here to post this.

>mad
>at cats
oi i am laffin

I had a doggo and she was very cute. We unfortunately had to put her down because she was 14 with breast cancer and could no longer stand (We had her since she was 2 and I was around 6 when we got her). Shortly after she died my friend told me his family was taking care of a litter of kittens and so we adopted one because we were filling the void left by doggy, and we love the cat. Does this make me a soyboy, fellas?

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The only thing that makes someone a soyboy is unironically using the word soyboy, soyboy

whoa that's a strong dog

If you don’t get a pet that can potentially kill you if you don’t out-alpha it then just start tucking your dick and getting tit implants

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A fucking worm.
You ever hear of a book worm you stupid shits?

Other than that an owl I guess but that's not really a pet. Come to think of it a worm is a pretty shit pet too, but I had a pet worm when I was like 5 so it counts.

Why are these upside down

>I had a pet worm when I was like 5
What was its name?

HAIL HYDRA

Milkshake

top lads

You had a pet worm and you named it milkshake?
...Wow, you actually are retarded.

Fuck off, bitch! I was fucking 5.

Dogs are annoying

needy but loyal (usually)

bunny shit is extremely clean. they're like compressed little hay pellets, it's not disgusting like the rotten smelly meat noodles that fall out of a cat.

they also groom themselves very well and don't have bad breath or other smells.

Autistic and Unintelligent.

>autistic
no
>unintelligent
very

haha he drunk a moolck frum cartoon

Birds are obviously the most Veeky Forums pet.

>intelligent
>cheeky sense of humour
>sense of rhythm and timing
>can actually recite poetry

underrated

no bully

>years
You mean weeks?
I bet you weren't even here for caturday you roody-poo

tripfag genocide when?

Correct.

I recognize that "bookshelf".

which vidya?

What did he mean by this?

>the way you stacked those fucking books

That guy posted his books (on top of the mantle in his pic) in a bookshelf thread one time. I remember it in particular because there was some retarded argument between him and someone other user about what he has to do if he ever wants to read one of the books on the bottom of a stack. Also I think someone else mentioned that it was too many books for the mantle to hold.

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>autistic
this is nice thread please leave

Anybody work at a library? What do you do?

It's a cat, in a hat