Book's story is in past tense

>book's story is in past tense

>book's story

>book's tense is in the past story

>not writing only in conditional/hypothetical
"You would be my creator, but I might possibly be your master; -- you would obey!"

>author needs story as a crutch

>the book has a story
disgusting

>book exists
how embarrassing

>book is actually a song

>books aren't in a fire

>the book has verbs

>the book, its verbs
>my hate for verbs, those lowly parts of speech
>plebs, their feeble minds, their pitiful need for verbs for self expression
>such books, their very existence, my silent disdain for their readers
>my pure, verbless prose, its gross misinterpretation by philistines
>alas

>pynchon reaccs

>He didn't invent a completely new tense for his book
pleb

>his book isn't a collection of words out of order that require unscrambling to read

So Hegal, basically?

>book doesn't have a TV or Movie adaption

kek

>main character is a struggling writer

>The book is filled with alliterations
More writers need to do this

don't know why you're making fun of "book's story". Makes perfect sense to me.

8/10 would actually read more if you kept writing in this style

>Hegal

Bugs... easy on the spelling

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>book has a story
>not just 1000 pages of flowery prose describing scenery
Get your pleb shit out of here

> Writes about civil disobedience and related problems with America
> Neglects to build a shack in the woods first

Ooooooh... That one always gets me

don't forget to post your funny thread on r/Veeky Forums fellas