>book's story is in past tense
Book's story is in past tense
>book's story
>book's tense is in the past story
>not writing only in conditional/hypothetical
"You would be my creator, but I might possibly be your master; -- you would obey!"
>author needs story as a crutch
>the book has a story
disgusting
>book exists
how embarrassing
>book is actually a song
>books aren't in a fire
>the book has verbs
>the book, its verbs
>my hate for verbs, those lowly parts of speech
>plebs, their feeble minds, their pitiful need for verbs for self expression
>such books, their very existence, my silent disdain for their readers
>my pure, verbless prose, its gross misinterpretation by philistines
>alas
>pynchon reaccs
>He didn't invent a completely new tense for his book
pleb
>his book isn't a collection of words out of order that require unscrambling to read
So Hegal, basically?
>book doesn't have a TV or Movie adaption
kek
>main character is a struggling writer
>The book is filled with alliterations
More writers need to do this
don't know why you're making fun of "book's story". Makes perfect sense to me.
8/10 would actually read more if you kept writing in this style
>Hegal
Bugs... easy on the spelling
...
>book has a story
>not just 1000 pages of flowery prose describing scenery
Get your pleb shit out of here
> Writes about civil disobedience and related problems with America
> Neglects to build a shack in the woods first
Ooooooh... That one always gets me
don't forget to post your funny thread on r/Veeky Forums fellas