I'm going to write a love letter to my gf for Valentine's day, what are some good love letters to steal from? (Inspiration)
What have you written about to your love? What are dos and don'ts. I am going to tell her that I started writing and will try to compose a piece on the piano. How do I express myself with lyrical prose?
don't
she'll take a picture of it and post it on instagram for her friends to laugh at
learn four guitar chords and sing her a song instead
try "wonderwall"
My sweet little whorish Nora
I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.
You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.
Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.
JIM
You fucking rat
I don't think she has instagram, and I don't really care if she posts it. If it's good prose I won't be ashamed.
Valentines are Victorian, so, go for artful artlessness. Say what you mean, be honest, don't edit, and, don't impose.
Could explain further? What is artfull artlessness?
Say for example: "I am not serious about many things, but I am serious about my desire to be with you."
Would this work?
Not him, but I would absolutely not write that.
It means you say what you mean, often in no real order. It's about being honest without being demanding.
What you say might be true for you, but it imposes on her will because it says that you are serious about being with her regardless of circumstance. It's unlikely to be true. For example: you are currently not with her and not walking towards her, yes?
You're basically either promised to stalk her, or promised something you cannot deliver. You might not be serious about many things; however, that does not mean you are serious about your desire like you would be if you were serious about a job or getting that money back or the Raiders. So, you don't want to say serious if you don't feel that way.
Part of it is working out what you really mean and feel. I cannot tell you that. You're meant to tell her that, in a way that expresses you but allows her to express her feelings back. Do not overpromise or exaggerate, because that is disrespectful and implies she could not work out what serious means as much as you can't.
>If it's good prose I won't be ashamed.
it won't be, and you will be
Yeah, it sounds really gay. How about the paradox of me being away from her? So every day that goes by, I am saddened by the distance of our last kiss, but gladdened by the coming of our next. Does this theme sound romantic?