If a book can't tell it's story in less than 1,000 pages it isn't worth reading
If a book can't tell it's story in less than 1,000 pages it isn't worth reading
>my novel is 999 pages
Phew!
what if the story is a metanarrative about a guy who feels he has to write a 1000 page book to stop from killing hisself?
>my novel is 1001 pages
argh
What a strict criterion, you lovable radical!
what if i just shrink the font or make the pages bigger lol
Dude this thread is a joke. Why signal your heterosexuality like that and say what you would really do?
Why so serious? As my favorite character, the JOKER would say. It's my favorite character because he resembles me psychologically.
Learn to laugh. Learn to troll. Learn to play with your posts. This is Veeky Forums bitch, it's not ducking rebbit.
Welcome to the madhouse. Nothing is what it seems around here.
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Yikes!